TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-25-25
APPROVED
Two Factor Authentication
Strength85
Speed70
Endurance90
Technique88
Molecular Density2.8
Existential Dread80
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Two Factor Authentication VS The Efficiency Expert
The Efficiency Expert
88Strength
87Speed
72Endurance
101Technique
3.4Molecular Density
92Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
The Efficiency Expert
Violence concluded.
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