Fighter Rankings - Spoodblort

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💀 FIGHTER RANKINGS 💀

All registered violence practitioners ranked by combat record

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RANK	FIGHTER	TEAM	WINS	LOSSES	STATUS
👑 1	Polymer McGillicuddy	The Dupont Mutants	41	21	UNDEAD
🥈 2	Pork Chop Paradise	The Meat Sweats	24	4	ACTIVE
🥉 3	Joey Fatone	The Existential Crisis Club	22	12	ACTIVE
4	The Rock Johnson	Napster	21	7	ACTIVE
5	Fresh Rodriguez	The Tide Pods	20	18	ACTIVE
6	Stone Cold Steve Austin	The DMV Destroyers	19	4	ACTIVE
7	YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY	Discount Apocalypse	19	5	ACTIVE
8	Bigfoot Believer Brenda	The Conspiracy Theorists	19	8	ACTIVE
9	Bacon Windfall	The Meat Sweats	19	11	ACTIVE
10	Snotty Scotty	Garbage Pail Kids	19	11	ACTIVE
11	Glizzy Goblin	Midnight Society	19	13	ACTIVE
12	Brisket Friendo	The Retail Apocalypse	18	4	ACTIVE
13	Regional Manager Dave	The Corporate Overlords	18	6	ACTIVE
14	Beef Injection	Needle Exchange	18	8	ACTIVE
15	Donny "Dirty Mouth" McBubble	The Tide Pods	18	10	ACTIVE
16	Participation Trophy Tom	The Participation Trophies	18	22	ACTIVE
17	Professor Punches	Suburban Nightmares	17	6	ACTIVE
18	Engine Eberhardt	Bodily Horrors United	17	7	ACTIVE
19	Low Battery Mode	The Final Boss Energy	17	7	ACTIVE
20	Bot Account Barbara	The Internet Comment Section	17	9	ACTIVE
21	Autoplay Assassin	The Time Wasters	17	10	ACTIVE
22	Beef Supreme	The Meat Sweats	17	12	ACTIVE
23	The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With	The DMV Destroyers	16	0	ACTIVE
24	Suds Sullivan	The Tide Pods	16	5	ACTIVE
25	Void Gazer Supreme	The Existential Crisis Club	16	5	ACTIVE
26	War Machine	The Sadness Merchants	16	5	ACTIVE
27	Sausage Festival	The Meat Sweats	16	9	ACTIVE
28	LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network"	The Social Media Influencers	16	13	ACTIVE
29	Librarian Linda "Shush of Death"	The Academic Assassins	16	15	ACTIVE
30	Form 27-B Frank	The DMV Destroyers	15	2	ACTIVE
31	Are You Afraid of the Shark	Midnight Society	15	7	UNDEAD
32	Average Joe	The Corporate Overlords	15	7	ACTIVE
33	Dank Dill	The Food Service Warriors	15	7	ACTIVE
34	Grollis Zephyr	The Forgotten Passwords	15	7	ACTIVE
35	Penne for Your Thoughts	Pasta La Vista	15	9	ACTIVE
36	Teflon Moonbeam	The Dupont Mutants	15	9	ACTIVE
37	The Carbonara Killer	Pasta La Vista	15	9	ACTIVE
38	Kevlar Breakfast	The Dupont Mutants	15	11	ACTIVE
39	Mayhem Breakfast	Entropy United	15	11	ACTIVE
40	Black Friday Brenda	The Retail Apocalypse	14	3	ACTIVE
41	Copay Carl	The Healthcare Heroes	14	7	ACTIVE
42	YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die"	The Social Media Influencers	14	7	ACTIVE
43	Sixpack Santiago	The Zoom Call Zombies	14	8	ACTIVE
44	Spandex Nightmare	The Dupont Mutants	14	8	ACTIVE
45	Swole Patroll	Needle Exchange	14	8	ACTIVE
46	Sol Slug	Midnight Society	14	9	ACTIVE
47	The Efficiency Expert	The Corporate Overlords	14	9	ACTIVE
48	BO BAX JR FACT	Cleaning Crew Carnage	14	10	ACTIVE
49	Karen of the Comments	The Internet Comment Section	14	10	ACTIVE
50	Frozen Screen Frank	The Zoom Call Zombies	14	11	ACTIVE
51	Closing Time Tim	The Retail Apocalypse	14	14	ACTIVE
52	Chaos Windfall	Entropy United	14	17	ACTIVE
53	Empyrean Angel	The DMV Destroyers	13	4	ACTIVE
54	The Last Two Percent	The Final Boss Energy	13	4	ACTIVE
55	Dean of Discipline	The Academic Assassins	13	5	ACTIVE
56	Keanu Reeves	Medical Billing Mafia	13	5	ACTIVE
57	Meatball Massacre Mike	Pasta La Vista	13	7	ACTIVE
58	Student Loan Samantha	The Academic Assassins	13	7	ACTIVE
59	Rinse Jackson	The Tide Pods	13	8	UNDEAD
60	Nurse Nightmare Nancy	The Healthcare Heroes	13	11	ACTIVE
61	Messy Tessie	Garbage Pail Kids	13	15	DEAD
62	Tucan Shakur	Emotional Support Animals	12	2	ACTIVE
63	Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”	Food-Based Furies	12	3	ACTIVE
64	Tutorial Skip Tony	The Time Wasters	12	4	ACTIVE
65	Gains McGainface	Needle Exchange	12	6	DEAD
66	404 Not Found	The Glitch in the Matrix	12	7	ACTIVE
67	Robert Trujillo	The Food Service Warriors	12	7	ACTIVE
68	Manager Summoner Mike	The Retail Apocalypse	12	9	DEAD
69	HOA President Peterson	Suburban Nightmares	12	10	DEAD
70	Lady Chaos	Entropy United	12	10	UNDEAD
71	Lottery Ticket Larry	The Gas Station Gladiators	12	12	DEAD
72	Background Blur Betty	The Zoom Call Zombies	12	13	ACTIVE
73	Comfort Gecko	Emotional Support Animals	12	14	ACTIVE
74	John Lennon	The Tide Pods	12	14	ACTIVE
75	Xandra Pancakes	Blood & Breakfast	12	14	ACTIVE
76	Krazy K	The Tide Pods	12	16	ACTIVE
77	The Implied	The Final Boss Energy	11	2	ACTIVE
78	Mookie Sanders	The MLM Martyrs	11	3	ACTIVE
79	Crying in Cars Caroline	The Sadness Merchants	11	5	ACTIVE
80	Nasty Nick	Garbage Pail Kids	11	5	DEAD
81	Troll King Tommy	The Internet Comment Section	11	6	ACTIVE
82	Lasagna Layer Lord	Pasta La Vista	11	7	ACTIVE
83	Reset Link Randy	The Forgotten Passwords	11	7	ACTIVE
84	VIOLENCE PENDING	The Final Boss Energy	11	7	ACTIVE
85	Karen "Compliance" Thompson	The Corporate Overlords	11	9	ACTIVE
86	Neckbeard Nathan	The Internet Comment Section	11	10	DEAD
87	The Submitted for Approval	Midnight Society	11	11	ACTIVE
88	Marilyn Manson	The Conspiracy Theorists	11	12	ACTIVE
89	Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer"	The Retirement Home Raiders	11	13	ACTIVE
90	Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens	The Corporate Overlords	11	13	ACTIVE
91	Fart Sniffer Supreme	The Participation Trophies	11	15	ACTIVE
92	Gross Gary	Garbage Pail Kids	11	15	ACTIVE
93	Booger McGillicuddy	The Participation Trophies	11	16	ACTIVE
94	Artisanal Windbreaker	The Participation Trophies	11	17	ACTIVE
95	Anarchy Moonbeam	Entropy United	11	19	ACTIVE
96	Chuck Norris	Napster	10	3	ACTIVE
97	Derek Moneyberg	Suburban Nightmares	10	4	ACTIVE
98	Trash Expander	Bodily Horrors United	10	4	ACTIVE
99	Arnold Schwarzenegger	The Glitch in the Matrix	10	5	ACTIVE
100	First Sunday	Needle Exchange	10	5	ACTIVE
101	Ravioli Revolution	Pasta La Vista	10	6	DEAD
102	Caps Lock Carl	The Internet Comment Section	10	7	ACTIVE
103	Early Bird Eddie	The Retirement Home Raiders	10	7	ACTIVE
104	Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero"	The Food Service Warriors	10	8	ACTIVE
105	Grout Goblin Gary	Grime Time All-Stars	10	8	ACTIVE
106	JC Chasez	The Meat Sweats	10	9	ACTIVE
107	Pocket Protector Pete	The Participation Trophies	10	9	ACTIVE
108	The Margin Note	The MLM Martyrs	10	9	ACTIVE
109	Shrek	The Academic Assassins	10	10	ACTIVE
110	Yurts Buttercup	The Glitch in the Matrix	10	10	DEAD
111	Deadline Debra	Corporate & Office Mayhem	10	11	DEAD
112	Gordon Ramsay	Napster	10	11	UNDEAD
113	Pangolin Ruiz	Napster	10	12	ACTIVE
114	Professor Punishment PhD	The Academic Assassins	10	12	DEAD
115	Slurpee Samurai Steve	The Gas Station Gladiators	10	12	ACTIVE
116	Grill Master Gary	Suburban Nightmares	10	13	DEAD
117	Leggings Legend Lisa	The MLM Martyrs	10	13	ACTIVE
118	Nicolas Cage	Emotional Support Animals	10	13	ACTIVE
119	The Finger Counter	Blood & Breakfast	10	14	ACTIVE
120	Basement Dweller Brad	The Participation Trophies	10	15	ACTIVE
121	Boiling Singularity Vapors	The Existential Crisis Club	9	4	ACTIVE
122	Knockoff Kevin	Discount Apocalypse	9	5	ACTIVE
123	Fists McExistential	The Dupont Mutants	9	6	ACTIVE
124	Jean-Claude Van Damme	The Glitch in the Matrix	9	6	ACTIVE
125	Supplement Steve "Boss Babe"	The MLM Martyrs	9	7	ACTIVE
126	Mike Tyson	The Zoom Call Zombies	9	8	ACTIVE
127	Spreadsheet Specter	Corporate & Office Mayhem	9	8	ACTIVE
128	Chairman Meow	Blood & Breakfast	9	9	DEAD
129	Denture Deborah	The Retirement Home Raiders	9	11	ACTIVE
130	Lawn Care Larry	Suburban Nightmares	9	11	ACTIVE
131	PTA Meeting Patricia	Suburban Nightmares	9	11	ACTIVE
132	TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence"	The Social Media Influencers	9	12	ACTIVE
133	Disorder McFrenzy	Entropy United	9	13	ACTIVE
134	Scroll Forever Susan	The Time Wasters	9	14	ACTIVE
135	The Meaning Seeker	The Existential Crisis Club	9	14	ACTIVE
136	AJ McLean	Emotional Support Animals	9	15	ACTIVE
137	Nick Carter	Needle Exchange	9	15	ACTIVE
138	Donut Handler	Emotional Support Animals	8	2	ACTIVE
139	Snack Attack Stan	Food-Based Furies	8	3	ACTIVE
140	Empty Fridge at 2AM	The Sadness Merchants	8	4	ACTIVE
141	Dust Bunny Dominator	Cleaning Crew Carnage	8	5	ACTIVE
142	The Waffle Iron	Blood & Breakfast	8	5	ACTIVE
143	Betty White	Medical Billing Mafia	8	7	DEAD
144	Tahini Poinsettia	The Gas Station Gladiators	8	7	ACTIVE
145	Two Factor Authentication	The Forgotten Passwords	8	7	ACTIVE
146	Soccer Mom Supreme	Suburban Nightmares	8	8	ACTIVE
147	Therapy Llama	Emotional Support Animals	8	8	ACTIVE
148	Baiten Switch	Midnight Society	8	9	ACTIVE
149	Flat Earth Fred	The Conspiracy Theorists	8	10	ACTIVE
150	Delivery Driver Danny	The Food Service Warriors	8	11	ACTIVE
151	Insurance Denial Ian	The Healthcare Heroes	8	11	ACTIVE
152	X-Ray Xavier	The Healthcare Heroes	8	11	DEAD
153	Beans McBlase	The Meat Sweats	8	12	UNDEAD
154	Clearance Rack Rachel	The Retail Apocalypse	8	12	ACTIVE
155	Déjà Vu Again	The Glitch in the Matrix	8	12	ACTIVE
156	Paul McCartney	Napster	8	12	ACTIVE
157	John Cena	Entropy United	7	1	ACTIVE
158	Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	7	3	ACTIVE
159	Broccoli Backhand	Food-Based Furies	7	4	DEAD
160	James Hetfield	The Gas Station Gladiators	7	4	DEAD
161	Live Leaked	The Glitch in the Matrix	7	4	ACTIVE
162	Swisher Sweet	Midnight Society	7	4	ACTIVE
163	Energy Drink Eddie	The Gas Station Gladiators	7	5	ACTIVE
164	Vacuum Vinnie	Cleaning Crew Carnage	7	5	ACTIVE
165	Birthday Alone Barry	The Sadness Merchants	7	6	ACTIVE
166	Maybe Tomorrow	The Existential Crisis Club	7	6	ACTIVE
167	Moon Landing Mike	The Conspiracy Theorists	7	7	ACTIVE
168	Thilly Gooth	The Forgotten Passwords	7	7	ACTIVE
169	Hornswoggle	Suburban Nightmares	7	8	DEAD
170	Justin Timberlake	Medical Billing Mafia	7	8	ACTIVE
171	Nylon Dreams	The Dupont Mutants	7	8	ACTIVE
172	Steven Seagal	The Tide Pods	7	8	ACTIVE
173	Tale of the Broken Elevator	Midnight Society	7	9	ACTIVE
174	Millipede Aqualuft	The MLM Martyrs	7	10	ACTIVE
175	Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"	The Food Service Warriors	7	11	ACTIVE
176	Lars Ulrich	Napster	7	11	ACTIVE
177	Stretch Filigree	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	7	12	ACTIVE
178	Cell Longarms	The Final Boss Energy	7	13	ACTIVE
179	One More Episode Ed	The Time Wasters	7	13	DEAD
180	Danny DeVito	Medical Billing Mafia	7	14	DEAD
181	What Even Is This	The Existential Crisis Club	7	15	UNDEAD
182	Howie Dorough	Entropy United	7	16	ACTIVE
183	Just Five More Minutes	The Time Wasters	7	16	DEAD
184	Punchin Bag	Garbage Pail Kids	7	17	ACTIVE
185	Mommy Issues Mike	The Participation Trophies	7	18	ACTIVE
186	Ringo Starr	The Meat Sweats	7	19	ACTIVE
187	Loch Ness Monster	The Academic Assassins	6	2	ACTIVE
188	Monday Morning	The Tide Pods	6	2	ACTIVE
189	Splinter Under Fingernail	Bodily Horrors United	6	2	ACTIVE
190	Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying”	Internet & Tech Terror	6	3	ACTIVE
191	Dr. Membrane PhD	The Time Wasters	6	3	ACTIVE
192	Fist Sundaze	Bodily Horrors United	6	3	ACTIVE
193	Leftover Larry	Food-Based Furies	6	3	ACTIVE
194	Syrup Strangler	Blood & Breakfast	6	4	ACTIVE
195	The Terms of Service	Cleaning Crew Carnage	6	4	DEAD
196	Hair in the Drain Helena	Grime Time All-Stars	6	5	ACTIVE
197	Sandy Britches	The Social Media Influencers	6	5	ACTIVE
198	Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor"	The Academic Assassins	6	7	ACTIVE
199	Hot Dog Roller Helena	The Gas Station Gladiators	6	7	ACTIVE
200	Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time"	The Healthcare Heroes	6	7	ACTIVE
201	Steve Irwin	The Final Boss Energy	6	8	ACTIVE
202	Wikipedia Rabbit Hole	The Time Wasters	6	8	ACTIVE
203	Loading Screen Eternity	The Time Wasters	6	10	ACTIVE
204	Returns Policy Rita	The Retail Apocalypse	6	10	DEAD
205	Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare"	The Food Service Warriors	6	11	ACTIVE
206	Instagram Ian "Content Creator"	The Social Media Influencers	6	11	ACTIVE
207	Slosh Gulp	The Academic Assassins	6	11	ACTIVE
208	Kevin Richardson	Discount Apocalypse	6	12	DEAD
209	Self-Checkout Stan	The Retail Apocalypse	6	12	DEAD
210	Twitch Streamer Tyler	The Social Media Influencers	6	12	ACTIVE
211	Why Am I Here Johnson	The Existential Crisis Club	6	14	ACTIVE
212	Coaching Course Carol	The MLM Martyrs	6	15	ACTIVE
213	Dr. Burnout Betty	The Healthcare Heroes	6	15	ACTIVE
214	George Harrison	The Conspiracy Theorists	6	16	ACTIVE
215	Fish Summer	The Food Service Warriors	6	18	ACTIVE
216	Banana Hammurabi	The Meat Sweats	5	0	ACTIVE
217	Granite Sinclair	Bodily Horrors United	5	2	ACTIVE
218	Too Many Tabs Open	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	5	2	DEAD
219	Reality Buffering…	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	5	3	ACTIVE
220	The Unsubscribe Link	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	5	3	ACTIVE
221	Crouton Crusher	Food-Based Furies	5	4	ACTIVE
222	HOA Sniper Sally	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	5	4	ACTIVE
223	guwap	Custom Fighters	5	4	ACTIVE
224	Deductible Dave "The Crusher"	Medical Billing Mafia	5	5	ACTIVE
225	Moth With a Knife	The Dupont Mutants	5	5	ACTIVE
226	Surprise Bill Betty	Medical Billing Mafia	5	5	ACTIVE
227	ChoKING on LeeSUN	The Retirement Home Raiders	5	6	ACTIVE
228	Dead Houseplant Duncan	The Sadness Merchants	5	6	ACTIVE
229	Depression Bear	Emotional Support Animals	5	6	DEAD
230	nft.altruist	The Sadness Merchants	5	6	DEAD
231	Warwick Davis	Internet & Tech Terror	5	7	ACTIVE
232	Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher"	The Food Service Warriors	5	8	ACTIVE
233	Kirk Hammett	The Final Boss Energy	5	8	ACTIVE
234	Lance Bass	Blood & Breakfast	5	8	DEAD
235	Linguine Lightning	Pasta La Vista	5	8	DEAD
236	Quarterly Report Jones	The Corporate Overlords	5	8	ACTIVE
237	---	The Corporate Overlords	5	9	DEAD
238	Gilbert Gottfried	The Corporate Overlords	5	9	ACTIVE
239	Reply Guy Rick	The Internet Comment Section	5	10	DEAD
240	Grammar Nazi Gertrude	The Internet Comment Section	5	11	ACTIVE
241	SwizzleSchtick	The Conspiracy Theorists	5	11	DEAD
242	Chris Kirkpatrick	Grime Time All-Stars	5	13	ACTIVE
243	Verne Troyer	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	5	14	ACTIVE
244	Line Number Linda	The DMV Destroyers	5	15	ACTIVE
245	Last Pick Larry	The Participation Trophies	5	16	ACTIVE
246	HR Hivemind Helen	Corporate & Office Mayhem	4	1	ACTIVE
247	Moldy Shower Curtain Mike	Grime Time All-Stars	4	1	ACTIVE
248	Thighmaster Flex	The Glitch in the Matrix	4	1	ACTIVE
249	404 Error Evan	Internet & Tech Terror	4	3	UNDEAD
250	Crayon Scribble in Blood Red	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	4	3	ACTIVE
251	Darryl Blueberry	The Gas Station Gladiators	4	3	DEAD
252	Elevator Music	Garbage Pail Kids	4	3	DEAD
253	John Jimmy	The Social Media Influencers	4	3	ACTIVE
254	Nick Fuentes	The Dupont Mutants	4	3	ACTIVE
255	Square Root	The Zoom Call Zombies	4	3	ACTIVE
256	Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”	Corporate & Office Mayhem	4	3	ACTIVE
257	The First Prime Number	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	4	3	ACTIVE
258	Tony the Concept	Cleaning Crew Carnage	4	3	ACTIVE
259	Beta Tester Bob	Internet & Tech Terror	4	4	ACTIVE
260	Prior Authorization Paul	Medical Billing Mafia	4	4	ACTIVE
261	Probability Jane	Garbage Pail Kids	4	4	ACTIVE
262	Toilet Bowl Stain Steve	Grime Time All-Stars	4	4	ACTIVE
263	Captain Hindsight	The Conspiracy Theorists	4	5	ACTIVE
264	Miss Demeanor	The Corporate Overlords	4	5	ACTIVE
265	The Algorithm	Internet & Tech Terror	4	5	DEAD
266	The Buffer	The Glitch in the Matrix	4	5	ACTIVE
267	The Thing in the Air Ducts	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	4	5	DEAD
268	Unanswered Text Anxiety	The Sadness Merchants	4	5	ACTIVE
269	Auto-Correct Apocalypse	Internet & Tech Terror	4	7	ACTIVE
270	Garage Sale Gloria	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	4	7	ACTIVE
271	Jelly Burgertoes	The Conspiracy Theorists	4	9	ACTIVE
272	Essential Oil Olivia	The MLM Martyrs	4	12	ACTIVE
273	Kennedy Loser	Suburban Nightmares	4	12	ACTIVE
274	The Rubber Stamp	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	4	12	ACTIVE
275	Keyboard Warrior Kyle	The Internet Comment Section	4	13	DEAD
276	Stinky Pete	Garbage Pail Kids	4	13	ACTIVE
277	Anxiety Duck	Emotional Support Animals	4	15	ACTIVE
278	Waiting Room William	The Healthcare Heroes	4	15	DEAD
279	Social Anxiety Sam	The Participation Trophies	4	16	DEAD
280	Babyface Guillotine	Midnight Society	3	0	ACTIVE
281	Generic Cola Gary	Discount Apocalypse	3	0	ACTIVE
282	Sunday Night Dread	The Sadness Merchants	3	1	ACTIVE
283	The Honorable Judge Fistmas	The MLM Martyrs	3	1	ACTIVE
284	Third Floor Bathroom Mirror	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	3	1	ACTIVE
285	Unattended Swing Set	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	3	1	ACTIVE
286	Dollar Menu Doom	Discount Apocalypse	3	2	UNDEAD
287	Donut Desperado	Food-Based Furies	3	2	ACTIVE
288	Home Depot Manager	The Dupont Mutants	3	2	ACTIVE
289	Pancake Stabber Stevens	Blood & Breakfast	3	2	ACTIVE
290	Serif	Needle Exchange	3	2	ACTIVE
291	wilson	The Tide Pods	3	2	ACTIVE
292	Ctrl+Z	Entropy United	3	3	ACTIVE
293	Lawnmower Jesus	The MLM Martyrs	3	3	ACTIVE
294	Micromanage Mike	Corporate & Office Mayhem	3	3	ACTIVE
295	Nesticle	Needle Exchange	3	3	DEAD
296	Patch Note Pete	Internet & Tech Terror	3	3	ACTIVE
297	Reverb	The Forgotten Passwords	3	3	DEAD
298	Scootie	Pasta La Vista	3	3	ACTIVE
299	Bathtub Ring Bobby	Grime Time All-Stars	3	4	ACTIVE
300	Gas Berger	The DMV Destroyers	3	4	ACTIVE
301	Porkbun Pete	Napster	3	4	DEAD
302	The Leaf Blower	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	3	4	ACTIVE
303	The Unlicensed Magician	The Gas Station Gladiators	3	4	DEAD
304	Chairman of the Floor	Medical Billing Mafia	3	5	DEAD
305	Sprinkler System Sam	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	3	5	ACTIVE
306	Mop Chop Molly	Cleaning Crew Carnage	3	6	DEAD
307	Nancy From HR	The DMV Destroyers	3	7	ACTIVE
308	Captcha Chaos Champion	The Forgotten Passwords	3	8	DEAD
309	Ingrown Toenail Igor	Bodily Horrors United	3	8	UNDEAD
310	Muted Mike "Can You Hear Me Now"	The Zoom Call Zombies	3	9	DEAD
311	Mr. Rogers	The Existential Crisis Club	3	11	ACTIVE
312	Shuffleboard Shirley	The Retirement Home Raiders	3	12	ACTIVE
313	Bob Ross	The Glitch in the Matrix	3	14	ACTIVE
314	Chorby Short	Emotional Support Animals	3	14	ACTIVE
315	Comfort Septemberish	The Final Boss Energy	3	14	ACTIVE
316	Wedgie Magnet	The Participation Trophies	3	14	ACTIVE
317	Stu Trololol	The Retirement Home Raiders	3	15	ACTIVE
318	Baby Triumphant	Garbage Pail Kids	3	16	ACTIVE
319	Brian Littrell	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	3	17	DEAD
320	Uncle Kick Salad	Napster	2	0	ACTIVE
321	Cracked iPhone Screen	The Academic Assassins	2	1	ACTIVE
322	Knuckle up Nick	Custom Fighters	2	1	ACTIVE
323	Borrowed Time	Bodily Horrors United	2	2	DEAD
324	French Toast Fury	Blood & Breakfast	2	2	ACTIVE
325	Moist Carl	The Conspiracy Theorists	2	2	ACTIVE
326	Page 666	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	2	2	DEAD
327	Slobby Joe Jr.	The Final Boss Energy	2	2	ACTIVE
328	Don Vito	The Zoom Call Zombies	2	3	DEAD
329	Just Greg	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	2	3	ACTIVE
330	Lunch Break	The Retail Apocalypse	2	3	DEAD
331	Passive Voice	The Social Media Influencers	2	3	ACTIVE
332	Splinter Testimony	The Healthcare Heroes	2	3	DEAD
333	The Vorpal Avenger	Custom Fighters	2	3	ACTIVE
334	Sleep Paralysis Pam	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	2	4	ACTIVE
335	Bolognese Blitz	Food-Based Furies	2	5	ACTIVE
336	Count Dankula	The DMV Destroyers	2	5	ACTIVE
337	The Pending Update	The Zoom Call Zombies	2	5	DEAD
338	Febreze Frank “The Freshmaker”	Cleaning Crew Carnage	2	6	ACTIVE
339	The Ellipsis	The Retirement Home Raiders	2	6	ACTIVE
340	The Misnomer	The Forgotten Passwords	2	6	ACTIVE
341	Toaster Bath	Midnight Society	2	6	ACTIVE
342	Store Brand Stephanie	Discount Apocalypse	2	7	DEAD
343	Wet Sock Walking Willie	Bodily Horrors United	2	7	DEAD
344	Skunkhand Jenkins	Blood & Breakfast	2	8	UNDEAD
345	Krazy Angel	Free Agent	1	0	ACTIVE
346	Polymer Paradise	Free Agent	1	0	ACTIVE
347	The Footnote	The Forgotten Passwords	1	0	ACTIVE
348	The Little Black Book	Free Agent	1	0	ACTIVE
349	Burrito Supreme	The Meat Sweats	1	1	DEAD
350	Mx. Noodle	The Forgotten Passwords	1	1	ACTIVE
351	Rubber Glizzy	The Dupont Mutants	1	1	ACTIVE
352	Cabbage Jenkins	Needle Exchange	1	2	ACTIVE
353	Cookie Consent Karen	Internet & Tech Terror	1	2	DEAD
354	Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager	The Social Media Influencers	1	2	ACTIVE
355	PowerPoint Paul “The Closer”	Corporate & Office Mayhem	1	2	ACTIVE
356	Soap Scum Supreme	Grime Time All-Stars	1	2	ACTIVE
357	Autocorrect	The DMV Destroyers	1	3	DEAD
358	Out of Network Nancy	Medical Billing Mafia	1	3	ACTIVE
359	Overthinking Olivia	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	1	3	ACTIVE
360	Captain Yawnpunch	Needle Exchange	1	4	ACTIVE
361	Coffee Break Carl	Corporate & Office Mayhem	1	4	DEAD
362	Deja Vu	Bodily Horrors United	1	4	DEAD
363	Double Cup Dwayne	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	1	4	ACTIVE
364	The Intern	Napster	1	4	ACTIVE
365	Yogurt the Destroyer	The Gas Station Gladiators	1	4	ACTIVE
366	Ctrl+Alt+Delilah	Corporate & Office Mayhem	1	5	UNDEAD
367	Static Cling	Food-Based Furies	1	5	ACTIVE
368	Impostor Syndrome Sid	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	1	6	ACTIVE
369	The Mysterious Bathroom Smell	Grime Time All-Stars	1	6	ACTIVE
370	Wheelchair Willie "No Mercy"	The Retirement Home Raiders	1	6	DEAD
371	99 Cent Store Samurai	Discount Apocalypse	1	7	ACTIVE
372	Elbow Pope	Pasta La Vista	1	7	DEAD
373	Background Radiation	The Zoom Call Zombies	1	8	UNDEAD
374	Diplomatic Immunity	Free Agent	0	1	DEAD
375	Flat Eric	Custom Fighters	0	1	DEAD
376	Lisa Frank TrapperKeeper	Custom Fighters	0	1	DEAD
377	Sweet Baby Ray	Custom Fighters	0	1	DEAD
378	TV Remote	Entropy United	0	1	ACTIVE
379	Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr.	Discount Apocalypse	0	1	ACTIVE
380	Windex Warrior	Cleaning Crew Carnage	0	1	DEAD
381	Nextdoor Neighbor Ned	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	0	3	ACTIVE
382	Phantom Vibration	The Meat Sweats	0	6	DEAD