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RANK	FIGHTER	TEAM	WINS	LOSSES	STATUS
👑 1	Polymer McGillicuddy	The Dupont Mutants	41	24	UNDEAD
🥈 2	Low Battery Mode	The Final Boss Energy	39	10	ACTIVE
🥉 3	Beef Injection	Needle Exchange	34	11	ACTIVE
4	Pork Chop Paradise	The Meat Sweats	29	9	DEAD
5	Swole Patroll	Needle Exchange	28	10	ACTIVE
6	Bacon Windfall	The Meat Sweats	27	15	DEAD
7	Fresh Rodriguez	The Tide Pods	26	23	ACTIVE
8	Regional Manager Dave	The Corporate Overlords	25	8	ACTIVE
9	Engine Eberhardt	Bodily Horrors United	25	9	ACTIVE
10	Autoplay Assassin	The Time Wasters	25	13	ACTIVE
11	Nurse Nightmare Nancy	The Healthcare Heroes	25	13	ACTIVE
12	Suds Sullivan	The Tide Pods	24	6	ACTIVE
13	Tucan Shakur	Emotional Support Animals	24	7	ACTIVE
14	The Last Two Percent	The Final Boss Energy	23	4	ACTIVE
15	Bigfoot Believer Brenda	The Conspiracy Theorists	23	14	ACTIVE
16	Joey Fatone	The Existential Crisis Club	23	14	DEAD
17	Participation Trophy Tom	The Participation Trophies	23	30	ACTIVE
18	Stone Cold Steve Austin	The DMV Destroyers	22	6	ACTIVE
19	YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY	Discount Apocalypse	22	7	UNDEAD
20	The Rock Johnson	Napster	22	11	ACTIVE
21	Sausage Festival	The Meat Sweats	22	13	ACTIVE
22	Snotty Scotty	Garbage Pail Kids	22	13	ACTIVE
23	Glizzy Goblin	Midnight Society	22	15	DEAD
24	Brisket Friendo	The Retail Apocalypse	21	6	ACTIVE
25	Teflon Moonbeam	The Dupont Mutants	21	12	ACTIVE
26	Kevlar Breakfast	The Dupont Mutants	21	15	ACTIVE
27	Troll King Tommy	The Internet Comment Section	20	10	ACTIVE
28	Sixpack Santiago	The Zoom Call Zombies	20	11	ACTIVE
29	Professor Punches	Suburban Nightmares	20	12	ACTIVE
30	Spandex Nightmare	The Dupont Mutants	20	12	ACTIVE
31	Void Gazer Supreme	The Existential Crisis Club	20	12	ACTIVE
32	Marilyn Manson	The Conspiracy Theorists	20	17	DEAD
33	War Machine	The Sadness Merchants	19	6	ACTIVE
34	Average Joe	The Corporate Overlords	19	8	ACTIVE
35	Dank Dill	The Food Service Warriors	19	9	ACTIVE
36	Frozen Screen Frank	The Zoom Call Zombies	19	13	ACTIVE
37	Bot Account Barbara	The Internet Comment Section	19	14	ACTIVE
38	Beef Supreme	The Meat Sweats	19	15	DEAD
39	Librarian Linda "Shush of Death"	The Academic Assassins	19	15	ACTIVE
40	LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network"	The Social Media Influencers	19	16	ACTIVE
41	Xandra Pancakes	Blood & Breakfast	19	17	DEAD
42	Chaos Windfall	Entropy United	19	22	ACTIVE
43	The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With	The DMV Destroyers	18	3	ACTIVE
44	Empyrean Angel	The DMV Destroyers	18	6	ACTIVE
45	Lasagna Layer Lord	Pasta La Vista	18	8	ACTIVE
46	YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die"	The Social Media Influencers	18	10	ACTIVE
47	Donny "Dirty Mouth" McBubble	The Tide Pods	18	11	DEAD
48	Penne for Your Thoughts	Pasta La Vista	18	11	ACTIVE
49	VIOLENCE PENDING	The Final Boss Energy	18	12	DEAD
50	Closing Time Tim	The Retail Apocalypse	18	14	ACTIVE
51	Form 27-B Frank	The DMV Destroyers	17	4	ACTIVE
52	Black Friday Brenda	The Retail Apocalypse	17	6	ACTIVE
53	The Carbonara Killer	Pasta La Vista	17	10	ACTIVE
54	Grollis Zephyr	The Forgotten Passwords	17	12	ACTIVE
55	The Efficiency Expert	The Corporate Overlords	17	13	ACTIVE
56	Basement Dweller Brad	The Participation Trophies	17	20	ACTIVE
57	Copay Carl	The Healthcare Heroes	16	7	ACTIVE
58	Early Bird Eddie	The Retirement Home Raiders	16	8	ACTIVE
59	Reset Link Randy	The Forgotten Passwords	16	9	ACTIVE
60	Are You Afraid of the Shark	Midnight Society	16	11	UNDEAD
61	Sol Slug	Midnight Society	16	12	ACTIVE
62	BO BAX JR FACT	Cleaning Crew Carnage	16	13	ACTIVE
63	Insurance Denial Ian	The Healthcare Heroes	16	15	ACTIVE
64	The Finger Counter	Blood & Breakfast	16	20	ACTIVE
65	Dean of Discipline	The Academic Assassins	15	6	DEAD
66	Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”	Food-Based Furies	15	6	ACTIVE
67	Keanu Reeves	Medical Billing Mafia	15	7	ACTIVE
68	Mookie Sanders	The MLM Martyrs	15	10	DEAD
69	Mayhem Breakfast	Entropy United	15	12	ACTIVE
70	Nylon Dreams	The Dupont Mutants	15	12	ACTIVE
71	Shrek	The Academic Assassins	15	13	ACTIVE
72	Karen of the Comments	The Internet Comment Section	15	14	ACTIVE
73	Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer"	The Retirement Home Raiders	15	18	DEAD
74	Snack Attack Stan	Food-Based Furies	14	6	ACTIVE
75	Trash Expander	Bodily Horrors United	14	8	ACTIVE
76	Caps Lock Carl	The Internet Comment Section	14	9	ACTIVE
77	Empty Fridge at 2AM	The Sadness Merchants	14	9	ACTIVE
78	Student Loan Samantha	The Academic Assassins	14	9	ACTIVE
79	Prior Authorization Paul	Medical Billing Mafia	14	10	ACTIVE
80	Grout Goblin Gary	Grime Time All-Stars	14	11	ACTIVE
81	Thilly Gooth	The Forgotten Passwords	14	12	ACTIVE
82	Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	14	13	ACTIVE
83	Leggings Legend Lisa	The MLM Martyrs	14	14	ACTIVE
84	Millipede Aqualuft	The MLM Martyrs	14	14	ACTIVE
85	Nicolas Cage	Emotional Support Animals	14	15	DEAD
86	Krazy K	The Tide Pods	14	17	UNDEAD
87	Lady Chaos	Entropy United	14	18	UNDEAD
88	John Lennon	The Tide Pods	14	19	ACTIVE
89	Nick Carter	Needle Exchange	14	19	ACTIVE
90	AJ McLean	Emotional Support Animals	14	22	DEAD
91	First Sunday	Needle Exchange	13	6	ACTIVE
92	Boiling Singularity Vapors	The Existential Crisis Club	13	7	ACTIVE
93	The Implied	The Final Boss Energy	13	7	ACTIVE
94	Jean-Claude Van Damme	The Glitch in the Matrix	13	8	ACTIVE
95	Meatball Massacre Mike	Pasta La Vista	13	8	DEAD
96	Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero"	The Food Service Warriors	13	10	ACTIVE
97	Knockoff Kevin	Discount Apocalypse	13	12	ACTIVE
98	Pocket Protector Pete	The Participation Trophies	13	12	ACTIVE
99	The Submitted for Approval	Midnight Society	13	13	ACTIVE
100	Background Blur Betty	The Zoom Call Zombies	13	14	DEAD
101	Messy Tessie	Garbage Pail Kids	13	15	DEAD
102	Rinse Jackson	The Tide Pods	13	15	UNDEAD
103	Clearance Rack Rachel	The Retail Apocalypse	13	18	ACTIVE
104	Comfort Gecko	Emotional Support Animals	13	18	DEAD
105	Artisanal Windbreaker	The Participation Trophies	13	20	ACTIVE
106	Chuck Norris	Napster	12	3	ACTIVE
107	Dr. Membrane PhD	The Time Wasters	12	6	ACTIVE
108	Gains McGainface	Needle Exchange	12	6	DEAD
109	Crying in Cars Caroline	The Sadness Merchants	12	8	ACTIVE
110	Tutorial Skip Tony	The Time Wasters	12	8	ACTIVE
111	Arnold Schwarzenegger	The Glitch in the Matrix	12	9	ACTIVE
112	Fists McExistential	The Dupont Mutants	12	9	DEAD
113	Manager Summoner Mike	The Retail Apocalypse	12	9	DEAD
114	404 Not Found	The Glitch in the Matrix	12	10	ACTIVE
115	HOA President Peterson	Suburban Nightmares	12	10	DEAD
116	Maybe Tomorrow	The Existential Crisis Club	12	10	ACTIVE
117	Robert Trujillo	The Food Service Warriors	12	10	DEAD
118	Surprise Bill Betty	Medical Billing Mafia	12	10	ACTIVE
119	Toilet Bowl Stain Steve	Grime Time All-Stars	12	10	ACTIVE
120	Lottery Ticket Larry	The Gas Station Gladiators	12	12	DEAD
121	Karen "Compliance" Thompson	The Corporate Overlords	12	13	ACTIVE
122	Pangolin Ruiz	Napster	12	14	ACTIVE
123	Soccer Mom Supreme	Suburban Nightmares	12	14	ACTIVE
124	Paul McCartney	Napster	12	15	ACTIVE
125	Gross Gary	Garbage Pail Kids	12	16	ACTIVE
126	Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens	The Corporate Overlords	12	18	ACTIVE
127	Fart Sniffer Supreme	The Participation Trophies	12	18	UNDEAD
128	Beans McBlase	The Meat Sweats	12	19	UNDEAD
129	Booger McGillicuddy	The Participation Trophies	12	19	ACTIVE
130	Anarchy Moonbeam	Entropy United	12	21	ACTIVE
131	Mommy Issues Mike	The Participation Trophies	12	26	ACTIVE
132	Generic Cola Gary	Discount Apocalypse	11	3	ACTIVE
133	Derek Moneyberg	Suburban Nightmares	11	5	ACTIVE
134	Moldy Shower Curtain Mike	Grime Time All-Stars	11	5	ACTIVE
135	Nasty Nick	Garbage Pail Kids	11	5	DEAD
136	Donut Handler	Emotional Support Animals	11	6	ACTIVE
137	Dust Bunny Dominator	Cleaning Crew Carnage	11	7	ACTIVE
138	Supplement Steve "Boss Babe"	The MLM Martyrs	11	8	ACTIVE
139	Spreadsheet Specter	Corporate & Office Mayhem	11	9	ACTIVE
140	The Leaf Blower	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	11	9	ACTIVE
141	Neckbeard Nathan	The Internet Comment Section	11	10	DEAD
142	Tale of the Broken Elevator	Midnight Society	11	10	ACTIVE
143	Vacuum Vinnie	Cleaning Crew Carnage	11	10	ACTIVE
144	Crouton Crusher	Food-Based Furies	11	11	ACTIVE
145	Lawn Care Larry	Suburban Nightmares	11	11	ACTIVE
146	Tahini Poinsettia	The Gas Station Gladiators	11	11	ACTIVE
147	JC Chasez	The Meat Sweats	11	12	DEAD
148	Mike Tyson	The Zoom Call Zombies	11	12	ACTIVE
149	Slurpee Samurai Steve	The Gas Station Gladiators	11	14	ACTIVE
150	Disorder McFrenzy	Entropy United	11	15	ACTIVE
151	Jelly Burgertoes	The Conspiracy Theorists	11	15	ACTIVE
152	TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence"	The Social Media Influencers	11	15	ACTIVE
153	Denture Deborah	The Retirement Home Raiders	11	17	ACTIVE
154	Howie Dorough	Entropy United	11	19	ACTIVE
155	Lars Ulrich	Napster	11	19	ACTIVE
156	Scroll Forever Susan	The Time Wasters	11	19	ACTIVE
157	Ravioli Revolution	Pasta La Vista	10	6	DEAD
158	The Unsubscribe Link	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	10	8	ACTIVE
159	Two Factor Authentication	The Forgotten Passwords	10	8	ACTIVE
160	99 Cent Store Samurai	Discount Apocalypse	10	9	ACTIVE
161	Moon Landing Mike	The Conspiracy Theorists	10	9	DEAD
162	Hot Dog Roller Helena	The Gas Station Gladiators	10	10	ACTIVE
163	Steven Seagal	The Tide Pods	10	10	DEAD
164	Yurts Buttercup	The Glitch in the Matrix	10	10	DEAD
165	Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher"	The Food Service Warriors	10	11	DEAD
166	Deadline Debra	Corporate & Office Mayhem	10	11	DEAD
167	Baiten Switch	Midnight Society	10	12	ACTIVE
168	Déjà Vu Again	The Glitch in the Matrix	10	12	ACTIVE
169	Professor Punishment PhD	The Academic Assassins	10	12	DEAD
170	The Margin Note	The MLM Martyrs	10	12	DEAD
171	Warwick Davis	Internet & Tech Terror	10	12	ACTIVE
172	Flat Earth Fred	The Conspiracy Theorists	10	13	DEAD
173	Grill Master Gary	Suburban Nightmares	10	13	DEAD
174	PTA Meeting Patricia	Suburban Nightmares	10	13	ACTIVE
175	Loading Screen Eternity	The Time Wasters	10	14	ACTIVE
176	Cell Longarms	The Final Boss Energy	10	15	ACTIVE
177	Gordon Ramsay	Napster	10	15	UNDEAD
178	Stretch Filigree	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	10	15	ACTIVE
179	The Meaning Seeker	The Existential Crisis Club	10	16	ACTIVE
180	Chris Kirkpatrick	Grime Time All-Stars	10	17	DEAD
181	Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare"	The Food Service Warriors	10	18	ACTIVE
182	Dr. Burnout Betty	The Healthcare Heroes	10	18	ACTIVE
183	Coaching Course Carol	The MLM Martyrs	10	20	ACTIVE
184	Punchin Bag	Garbage Pail Kids	10	24	ACTIVE
185	Polymer Paradise	Free Agent	9	4	ACTIVE
186	The Honorable Judge Fistmas	The MLM Martyrs	9	4	DEAD
187	Fist Sundaze	Bodily Horrors United	9	6	ACTIVE
188	Birthday Alone Barry	The Sadness Merchants	9	8	ACTIVE
189	Sunday Night Dread	The Sadness Merchants	9	8	ACTIVE
190	The Waffle Iron	Blood & Breakfast	9	8	ACTIVE
191	Chairman Meow	Blood & Breakfast	9	9	DEAD
192	Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying”	Internet & Tech Terror	9	9	DEAD
193	Garage Sale Gloria	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	9	9	ACTIVE
194	Sandy Britches	The Social Media Influencers	9	9	ACTIVE
195	Instagram Ian "Content Creator"	The Social Media Influencers	9	11	ACTIVE
196	Kirk Hammett	The Final Boss Energy	9	11	ACTIVE
197	Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"	The Food Service Warriors	9	13	ACTIVE
198	Delivery Driver Danny	The Food Service Warriors	9	14	ACTIVE
199	Slosh Gulp	The Academic Assassins	9	17	DEAD
200	Fish Summer	The Food Service Warriors	9	22	ACTIVE
201	Ringo Starr	The Meat Sweats	9	22	ACTIVE
202	Loch Ness Monster	The Academic Assassins	8	4	ACTIVE
203	Serif	Needle Exchange	8	4	ACTIVE
204	Uncle Kick Salad	Napster	8	4	ACTIVE
205	Nick Fuentes	The Dupont Mutants	8	5	DEAD
206	Splinter Under Fingernail	Bodily Horrors United	8	5	DEAD
207	Swisher Sweet	Midnight Society	8	5	ACTIVE
208	Crayon Scribble in Blood Red	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	8	6	ACTIVE
209	Betty White	Medical Billing Mafia	8	7	DEAD
210	Energy Drink Eddie	The Gas Station Gladiators	8	8	ACTIVE
211	Steve Irwin	The Final Boss Energy	8	11	ACTIVE
212	X-Ray Xavier	The Healthcare Heroes	8	11	DEAD
213	Auto-Correct Apocalypse	Internet & Tech Terror	8	13	ACTIVE
214	Gilbert Gottfried	The Corporate Overlords	8	14	ACTIVE
215	Shuffleboard Shirley	The Retirement Home Raiders	8	14	ACTIVE
216	Therapy Llama	Emotional Support Animals	8	14	ACTIVE
217	Twitch Streamer Tyler	The Social Media Influencers	8	14	DEAD
218	The Rubber Stamp	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	8	15	DEAD
219	Comfort Septemberish	The Final Boss Energy	8	18	ACTIVE
220	Why Am I Here Johnson	The Existential Crisis Club	8	18	ACTIVE
221	Stinky Pete	Garbage Pail Kids	8	19	ACTIVE
222	George Harrison	The Conspiracy Theorists	8	22	ACTIVE
223	Verne Troyer	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	8	26	ACTIVE
224	Monday Morning	The Tide Pods	7	3	DEAD
225	Broccoli Backhand	Food-Based Furies	7	4	DEAD
226	James Hetfield	The Gas Station Gladiators	7	4	DEAD
227	John Cena	Entropy United	7	4	ACTIVE
228	John Jimmy	The Social Media Influencers	7	4	ACTIVE
229	Thighmaster Flex	The Glitch in the Matrix	7	4	ACTIVE
230	Deductible Dave "The Crusher"	Medical Billing Mafia	7	5	ACTIVE
231	Pancake Stabber Stevens	Blood & Breakfast	7	5	ACTIVE
232	Reality Buffering…	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	7	5	ACTIVE
233	Sprinkler System Sam	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	7	5	ACTIVE
234	Granite Sinclair	Bodily Horrors United	7	6	ACTIVE
235	Hair in the Drain Helena	Grime Time All-Stars	7	6	DEAD
236	Live Leaked	The Glitch in the Matrix	7	6	ACTIVE
237	Miss Demeanor	The Corporate Overlords	7	6	ACTIVE
238	Patch Note Pete	Internet & Tech Terror	7	6	ACTIVE
239	Syrup Strangler	Blood & Breakfast	7	6	ACTIVE
240	The First Prime Number	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	7	6	DEAD
241	Beta Tester Bob	Internet & Tech Terror	7	7	ACTIVE
242	Leftover Larry	Food-Based Furies	7	7	ACTIVE
243	Probability Jane	Garbage Pail Kids	7	7	ACTIVE
244	Bolognese Blitz	Food-Based Furies	7	8	DEAD
245	Cabbage Jenkins	Needle Exchange	7	8	ACTIVE
246	Hornswoggle	Suburban Nightmares	7	8	DEAD
247	Dead Houseplant Duncan	The Sadness Merchants	7	9	DEAD
248	Justin Timberlake	Medical Billing Mafia	7	9	DEAD
249	Nancy From HR	The DMV Destroyers	7	10	ACTIVE
250	Sleep Paralysis Pam	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	7	10	ACTIVE
251	Quarterly Report Jones	The Corporate Overlords	7	11	ACTIVE
252	Square Root	The Zoom Call Zombies	7	11	ACTIVE
253	Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor"	The Academic Assassins	7	12	ACTIVE
254	ChoKING on LeeSUN	The Retirement Home Raiders	7	13	ACTIVE
255	One More Episode Ed	The Time Wasters	7	13	DEAD
256	Danny DeVito	Medical Billing Mafia	7	14	DEAD
257	Grammar Nazi Gertrude	The Internet Comment Section	7	14	DEAD
258	Just Five More Minutes	The Time Wasters	7	16	DEAD
259	What Even Is This	The Existential Crisis Club	7	21	UNDEAD
260	Lawnmower Jesus	The MLM Martyrs	6	4	ACTIVE
261	The Terms of Service	Cleaning Crew Carnage	6	4	DEAD
262	guwap	Custom Fighters	6	4	ACTIVE
263	French Toast Fury	Blood & Breakfast	6	5	ACTIVE
264	HR Hivemind Helen	Corporate & Office Mayhem	6	5	ACTIVE
265	Captain Yawnpunch	Needle Exchange	6	6	ACTIVE
266	Knuckle up Nick	Custom Fighters	6	6	ACTIVE
267	Micromanage Mike	Corporate & Office Mayhem	6	6	DEAD
268	Rubber Glizzy	The Dupont Mutants	6	6	ACTIVE
269	Tony the Concept	Cleaning Crew Carnage	6	7	DEAD
270	Captain Hindsight	The Conspiracy Theorists	6	8	ACTIVE
271	Home Depot Manager	The Dupont Mutants	6	10	ACTIVE
272	Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time"	The Healthcare Heroes	6	10	ACTIVE
273	Returns Policy Rita	The Retail Apocalypse	6	10	DEAD
274	Wikipedia Rabbit Hole	The Time Wasters	6	11	ACTIVE
275	Kevin Richardson	Discount Apocalypse	6	12	DEAD
276	Self-Checkout Stan	The Retail Apocalypse	6	12	DEAD
277	Line Number Linda	The DMV Destroyers	6	18	ACTIVE
278	Last Pick Larry	The Participation Trophies	6	21	ACTIVE
279	Stu Trololol	The Retirement Home Raiders	6	22	ACTIVE
280	Babyface Guillotine	Midnight Society	5	0	ACTIVE
281	Banana Hammurabi	The Meat Sweats	5	1	ACTIVE
282	Too Many Tabs Open	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	5	2	DEAD
283	Moist Carl	The Conspiracy Theorists	5	3	ACTIVE
284	PowerPoint Paul “The Closer”	Corporate & Office Mayhem	5	3	ACTIVE
285	Slobby Joe Jr.	The Final Boss Energy	5	3	ACTIVE
286	Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”	Corporate & Office Mayhem	5	4	ACTIVE
287	wilson	The Tide Pods	5	4	ACTIVE
288	Count Dankula	The DMV Destroyers	5	5	ACTIVE
289	HOA Sniper Sally	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	5	5	DEAD
290	Depression Bear	Emotional Support Animals	5	6	DEAD
291	Gas Berger	The DMV Destroyers	5	6	ACTIVE
292	The Ellipsis	The Retirement Home Raiders	5	6	ACTIVE
293	nft.altruist	The Sadness Merchants	5	6	DEAD
294	Lance Bass	Blood & Breakfast	5	8	DEAD
295	Linguine Lightning	Pasta La Vista	5	8	DEAD
296	Moth With a Knife	The Dupont Mutants	5	8	ACTIVE
297	---	The Corporate Overlords	5	9	DEAD
298	Reply Guy Rick	The Internet Comment Section	5	10	DEAD
299	SwizzleSchtick	The Conspiracy Theorists	5	11	DEAD
300	Unanswered Text Anxiety	The Sadness Merchants	5	11	ACTIVE
301	Mr. Rogers	The Existential Crisis Club	5	13	ACTIVE
302	Essential Oil Olivia	The MLM Martyrs	5	15	DEAD
303	Chorby Short	Emotional Support Animals	5	16	ACTIVE
304	Anxiety Duck	Emotional Support Animals	5	17	ACTIVE
305	Kennedy Loser	Suburban Nightmares	5	17	ACTIVE
306	Baby Triumphant	Garbage Pail Kids	5	18	ACTIVE
307	Wedgie Magnet	The Participation Trophies	5	20	ACTIVE
308	Geologic Time	Free Agent	4	0	ACTIVE
309	The Little Black Book	Free Agent	4	1	ACTIVE
310	Crystalized Entropy	Free Agent	4	2	ACTIVE
311	Third Floor Bathroom Mirror	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	4	2	ACTIVE
312	Darryl Blueberry	The Gas Station Gladiators	4	3	DEAD
313	Elevator Music	Garbage Pail Kids	4	3	DEAD
314	The Footnote	The Forgotten Passwords	4	3	ACTIVE
315	Passive Voice	The Social Media Influencers	4	4	ACTIVE
316	Dollar Menu Doom	Discount Apocalypse	4	5	UNDEAD
317	The Algorithm	Internet & Tech Terror	4	5	DEAD
318	The Thing in the Air Ducts	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	4	5	DEAD
319	Yogurt the Destroyer	The Gas Station Gladiators	4	5	ACTIVE
320	The Buffer	The Glitch in the Matrix	4	6	DEAD
321	Unattended Swing Set	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	4	6	ACTIVE
322	Bathtub Ring Bobby	Grime Time All-Stars	4	7	ACTIVE
323	The Misnomer	The Forgotten Passwords	4	8	ACTIVE
324	404 Error Evan	Internet & Tech Terror	4	9	UNDEAD
325	Toaster Bath	Midnight Society	4	9	ACTIVE
326	Skunkhand Jenkins	Blood & Breakfast	4	10	UNDEAD
327	Ingrown Toenail Igor	Bodily Horrors United	4	12	UNDEAD
328	Keyboard Warrior Kyle	The Internet Comment Section	4	13	DEAD
329	Waiting Room William	The Healthcare Heroes	4	15	DEAD
330	Social Anxiety Sam	The Participation Trophies	4	16	DEAD
331	Bob Ross	The Glitch in the Matrix	4	17	ACTIVE
332	Glacial Patience	Custom Fighters	3	0	ACTIVE
333	Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr.	Discount Apocalypse	3	1	ACTIVE
334	Donut Desperado	Food-Based Furies	3	3	DEAD
335	Nesticle	Needle Exchange	3	3	DEAD
336	Reverb	The Forgotten Passwords	3	3	DEAD
337	Porkbun Pete	Napster	3	4	DEAD
338	The Unlicensed Magician	The Gas Station Gladiators	3	4	DEAD
339	Chairman of the Floor	Medical Billing Mafia	3	5	DEAD
340	Ctrl+Z	Entropy United	3	5	DEAD
341	The Vorpal Avenger	Custom Fighters	3	5	ACTIVE
342	Mop Chop Molly	Cleaning Crew Carnage	3	6	DEAD
343	Overthinking Olivia	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	3	7	DEAD
344	Static Cling	Food-Based Furies	3	7	ACTIVE
345	Captcha Chaos Champion	The Forgotten Passwords	3	8	DEAD
346	Febreze Frank “The Freshmaker”	Cleaning Crew Carnage	3	8	DEAD
347	Scootie	Pasta La Vista	3	8	DEAD
348	Muted Mike "Can You Hear Me Now"	The Zoom Call Zombies	3	9	DEAD
349	The Mysterious Bathroom Smell	Grime Time All-Stars	3	11	ACTIVE
350	Brian Littrell	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	3	17	DEAD
351	Borrowed Time	Bodily Horrors United	2	2	DEAD
352	Page 666	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	2	2	DEAD
353	Don Vito	The Zoom Call Zombies	2	3	DEAD
354	Lunch Break	The Retail Apocalypse	2	3	DEAD
355	Splinter Testimony	The Healthcare Heroes	2	3	DEAD
356	Cracked iPhone Screen	The Academic Assassins	2	4	DEAD
357	Just Greg	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	2	4	DEAD
358	TV Remote	Entropy United	2	4	ACTIVE
359	Ctrl+Alt+Delilah	Corporate & Office Mayhem	2	5	UNDEAD
360	The Pending Update	The Zoom Call Zombies	2	5	DEAD
361	Double Cup Dwayne	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	2	6	ACTIVE
362	The Intern	Napster	2	6	DEAD
363	Out of Network Nancy	Medical Billing Mafia	2	7	ACTIVE
364	Store Brand Stephanie	Discount Apocalypse	2	7	DEAD
365	Wet Sock Walking Willie	Bodily Horrors United	2	7	DEAD
366	Impostor Syndrome Sid	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	2	10	ACTIVE
367	Burrito Supreme	The Meat Sweats	1	1	DEAD
368	Cookie Consent Karen	Internet & Tech Terror	1	2	DEAD
369	Sweet Baby Ray	Custom Fighters	1	2	UNDEAD
370	Autocorrect	The DMV Destroyers	1	3	DEAD
371	Coffee Break Carl	Corporate & Office Mayhem	1	4	DEAD
372	Deja Vu	Bodily Horrors United	1	4	DEAD
373	Diplomatic Immunity	Free Agent	1	4	UNDEAD
374	Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager	The Social Media Influencers	1	4	ACTIVE
375	Krazy Angel	Free Agent	1	4	ACTIVE
376	Nextdoor Neighbor Ned	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	1	4	ACTIVE
377	Soap Scum Supreme	Grime Time All-Stars	1	4	ACTIVE
378	Mx. Noodle	The Forgotten Passwords	1	6	ACTIVE
379	Wheelchair Willie "No Mercy"	The Retirement Home Raiders	1	6	DEAD
380	Elbow Pope	Pasta La Vista	1	7	DEAD
381	Background Radiation	The Zoom Call Zombies	1	10	UNDEAD
382	Flat Eric	Custom Fighters	0	1	DEAD
383	Lisa Frank TrapperKeeper	Custom Fighters	0	1	DEAD
384	Windex Warrior	Cleaning Crew Carnage	0	1	DEAD
385	Phantom Vibration	The Meat Sweats	0	6	DEAD