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💀 FIGHTER RANKINGS 💀

All registered violence practitioners ranked by combat record

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RANK FIGHTER TEAM WINS LOSSES DRAWS STATUS
👑 1 The Last Two Percent The Last Two Percent The Final Boss Energy 78 10 0 ACTIVE
🥈 2 Low Battery Mode Low Battery Mode The Final Boss Energy 76 23 0 ACTIVE
🥉 3 Professor Punches Professor Punches Suburban Nightmares 59 40 0 ACTIVE
4 Swole Patroll Swole Patroll Needle Exchange 58 18 0 ACTIVE
5 Beef Injection Beef Injection Needle Exchange 58 29 0 ACTIVE
6 Sausage Festival Sausage Festival The Meat Sweats 56 37 0 ACTIVE
7 Form 27-B Frank Form 27-B Frank The DMV Destroyers 54 25 0 ACTIVE
8 The Efficiency Expert The Efficiency Expert The Corporate Overlords 53 29 0 ACTIVE
9 The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With The DMV Destroyers 52 19 0 ACTIVE
10 Autoplay Assassin Autoplay Assassin The Time Wasters 49 32 0 ACTIVE
11 Tucan Shakur Tucan Shakur Emotional Support Animals 48 19 0 ACTIVE
12 Lasagna Layer Lord Lasagna Layer Lord Pasta La Vista 48 29 0 ACTIVE
13 Bigfoot Believer Brenda Bigfoot Believer Brenda The Conspiracy Theorists 48 36 0 ACTIVE
14 Engine Eberhardt Engine Eberhardt Bodily Horrors United 47 27 0 ACTIVE
15 Polymer McGillicuddy Polymer McGillicuddy The Dupont Mutants 47 47 0 UNDEAD
16 Sixpack Santiago Sixpack Santiago The Zoom Call Zombies 45 24 0 ACTIVE
17 Anarchy Moonbeam Anarchy Moonbeam Entropy United 45 51 0 ACTIVE
18 The Unsubscribe Link The Unsubscribe Link Existential Crisis Club Expansion 44 30 0 ACTIVE
19 War Machine War Machine The Sadness Merchants 43 21 0 ACTIVE
20 Suds Sullivan Suds Sullivan The Tide Pods 43 23 0 ACTIVE
21 Bot Account Barbara Bot Account Barbara The Internet Comment Section 43 24 0 ACTIVE
22 Regional Manager Dave Regional Manager Dave The Corporate Overlords 43 25 0 DEAD
23 The Submitted for Approval The Submitted for Approval Midnight Society 43 28 0 ACTIVE
24 LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network" LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network" The Social Media Influencers 43 29 0 ACTIVE
25 Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero" Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero" The Food Service Warriors 43 31 0 ACTIVE
26 Spandex Nightmare Spandex Nightmare The Dupont Mutants 43 35 0 ACTIVE
27 Loading Screen Eternity Loading Screen Eternity The Time Wasters 43 38 0 ACTIVE
28 Void Gazer Supreme Void Gazer Supreme The Existential Crisis Club 42 32 0 ACTIVE
29 Deje Vu Again Deje Vu Again Free Agent 41 7 0 ACTIVE
30 Troll King Tommy Troll King Tommy The Internet Comment Section 41 27 0 ACTIVE
31 Crouton Crusher Crouton Crusher Food-Based Furies 41 32 1 ACTIVE
32 Pork Chop Paradise Pork Chop Paradise The Meat Sweats 41 35 0 UNDEAD
33 Bacon Windfall Bacon Windfall The Meat Sweats 41 37 0 UNDEAD
34 Crystalized Entropy Crystalized Entropy Free Agent 40 9 0 ACTIVE
35 Slobby Joe Jr. Slobby Joe Jr. The Final Boss Energy 40 21 0 ACTIVE
36 Kevlar Breakfast Kevlar Breakfast The Dupont Mutants 40 30 0 ACTIVE
37 Slurpee Samurai Steve Slurpee Samurai Steve The Gas Station Gladiators 40 30 0 ACTIVE
38 Sol Slug Sol Slug Midnight Society 40 31 0 ACTIVE
39 Basement Dweller Brad Basement Dweller Brad The Participation Trophies 40 39 1 ACTIVE
40 Fresh Rodriguez Fresh Rodriguez The Tide Pods 40 42 0 ACTIVE
41 Participation Trophy Tom Participation Trophy Tom The Participation Trophies 40 55 0 ACTIVE
42 99 Cent Store Samurai 99 Cent Store Samurai Discount Apocalypse 39 29 0 ACTIVE
43 Teflon Moonbeam Teflon Moonbeam The Dupont Mutants 39 30 0 ACTIVE
44 Tahini Poinsettia Tahini Poinsettia The Gas Station Gladiators 39 32 0 ACTIVE
45 Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming" Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming" Existential Crisis Club Expansion 39 35 0 ACTIVE
46 Unanswered Text Anxiety Unanswered Text Anxiety The Sadness Merchants 39 40 0 ACTIVE
47 Black Friday Brenda Black Friday Brenda The Retail Apocalypse 38 21 0 ACTIVE
48 Caps Lock Carl Caps Lock Carl The Internet Comment Section 38 23 0 ACTIVE
49 Stone Cold Steve Austin Stone Cold Steve Austin The DMV Destroyers 38 23 0 ACTIVE
50 Nylon Dreams Nylon Dreams The Dupont Mutants 38 26 0 ACTIVE
51 Nurse Nightmare Nancy Nurse Nightmare Nancy The Healthcare Heroes 38 32 0 ACTIVE
52 Punchin Bag Punchin Bag Garbage Pail Kids 38 48 0 ACTIVE
53 Student Loan Samantha Student Loan Samantha The Academic Assassins 37 26 0 ACTIVE
54 Fist Sundaze Fist Sundaze Bodily Horrors United 36 22 1 ACTIVE
55 Boiling Singularity Vapors Boiling Singularity Vapors The Existential Crisis Club 36 24 0 ACTIVE
56 Grout Goblin Gary Grout Goblin Gary Grime Time All-Stars 36 26 0 ACTIVE
57 Toilet Bowl Stain Steve Toilet Bowl Stain Steve Grime Time All-Stars 36 27 0 ACTIVE
58 Mayhem Breakfast Mayhem Breakfast Entropy United 36 29 0 ACTIVE
59 Closing Time Tim Closing Time Tim The Retail Apocalypse 36 31 0 ACTIVE
60 Jelly Burgertoes Jelly Burgertoes The Conspiracy Theorists 36 32 0 ACTIVE
61 John Lennon John Lennon The Tide Pods 36 36 0 ACTIVE
62 Stinky Pete Stinky Pete Garbage Pail Kids 36 36 0 ACTIVE
63 Disorder McFrenzy Disorder McFrenzy Entropy United 36 39 0 ACTIVE
64 Empyrean Angel Empyrean Angel The DMV Destroyers 35 17 1 ACTIVE
65 The Rock Johnson The Rock Johnson Napster 35 17 0 ACTIVE
66 The Little Black Book The Little Black Book Free Agent 35 20 0 ACTIVE
67 Empty Fridge at 2AM Empty Fridge at 2AM The Sadness Merchants 35 24 0 ACTIVE
68 Dank Dill Dank Dill The Food Service Warriors 35 25 0 ACTIVE
69 Generic Cola Gary Generic Cola Gary Discount Apocalypse 35 25 0 ACTIVE
70 Librarian Linda "Shush of Death" Librarian Linda "Shush of Death" The Academic Assassins 35 26 0 ACTIVE
71 Frozen Screen Frank Frozen Screen Frank The Zoom Call Zombies 35 28 0 ACTIVE
72 Two Factor Authentication Two Factor Authentication The Forgotten Passwords 35 28 0 ACTIVE
73 Vacuum Vinnie Vacuum Vinnie Cleaning Crew Carnage 35 32 0 ACTIVE
74 Baiten Switch Baiten Switch Midnight Society 35 33 0 ACTIVE
75 Stretch Filigree Stretch Filigree Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 35 41 0 ACTIVE
76 Reset Link Randy Reset Link Randy The Forgotten Passwords 34 20 0 ACTIVE
77 The Implied The Implied The Final Boss Energy 34 20 0 ACTIVE
78 404 Not Found 404 Not Found The Glitch in the Matrix 34 23 0 ACTIVE
79 Snotty Scotty Snotty Scotty Garbage Pail Kids 34 29 0 ACTIVE
80 Dr. Membrane PhD Dr. Membrane PhD The Time Wasters 33 19 0 ACTIVE
81 French Toast Fury French Toast Fury Blood & Breakfast 33 20 0 ACTIVE
82 Snack Attack Stan Snack Attack Stan Food-Based Furies 33 20 0 ACTIVE
83 Swisher Sweet Swisher Sweet Midnight Society 33 20 0 ACTIVE
84 Copay Carl Copay Carl The Healthcare Heroes 33 24 0 ACTIVE
85 Surprise Bill Betty Surprise Bill Betty Medical Billing Mafia 33 28 0 ACTIVE
86 The Meaning Seeker The Meaning Seeker The Existential Crisis Club 33 31 0 ACTIVE
87 Pangolin Ruiz Pangolin Ruiz Napster 33 34 0 ACTIVE
88 Warwick Davis Warwick Davis Internet & Tech Terror 32 28 0 ACTIVE
89 Prior Authorization Paul Prior Authorization Paul Medical Billing Mafia 32 29 0 ACTIVE
90 Karen "Compliance" Thompson Karen "Compliance" Thompson The Corporate Overlords 32 30 0 ACTIVE
91 Auto-Correct Apocalypse Auto-Correct Apocalypse Internet & Tech Terror 32 31 0 ACTIVE
92 Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare" Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare" The Food Service Warriors 32 34 0 ACTIVE
93 Mommy Issues Mike Mommy Issues Mike The Participation Trophies 32 47 0 ACTIVE
94 Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves Medical Billing Mafia 31 23 0 ACTIVE
95 Tutorial Skip Tony Tutorial Skip Tony The Time Wasters 31 23 0 ACTIVE
96 YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY Discount Apocalypse 31 24 0 UNDEAD
97 Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious" Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious" The Food Service Warriors 31 25 0 ACTIVE
98 Average Joe Average Joe The Corporate Overlords 31 26 0 ACTIVE
99 Knockoff Kevin Knockoff Kevin Discount Apocalypse 31 28 0 ACTIVE
100 Penne for Your Thoughts Penne for Your Thoughts Pasta La Vista 31 28 0 DEAD
101 Grollis Zephyr Grollis Zephyr The Forgotten Passwords 31 30 0 ACTIVE
102 The Carbonara Killer The Carbonara Killer Pasta La Vista 31 30 0 ACTIVE
103 Nancy From HR Nancy From HR The DMV Destroyers 31 33 0 ACTIVE
104 Nick Carter Nick Carter Needle Exchange 31 34 0 ACTIVE
105 Clearance Rack Rachel Clearance Rack Rachel The Retail Apocalypse 31 36 0 ACTIVE
106 The Vorpal Avenger The Vorpal Avenger Custom Fighters 30 20 0 ACTIVE
107 Brisket Friendo Brisket Friendo The Retail Apocalypse 30 21 0 ACTIVE
108 Trash Expander Trash Expander Bodily Horrors United 30 21 1 ACTIVE
109 The Waffle Iron The Waffle Iron Blood & Breakfast 30 23 0 ACTIVE
110 First Sunday First Sunday Needle Exchange 30 26 1 ACTIVE
111 Kirk Hammett Kirk Hammett The Final Boss Energy 30 27 0 ACTIVE
112 Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” Food-Based Furies 30 30 0 ACTIVE
113 Gross Gary Gross Gary Garbage Pail Kids 30 35 0 ACTIVE
114 Therapy Llama Therapy Llama Emotional Support Animals 30 38 0 ACTIVE
115 Comfort Septemberish Comfort Septemberish The Final Boss Energy 30 43 1 ACTIVE
116 Sandy Britches Sandy Britches The Social Media Influencers 29 18 0 ACTIVE
117 Moist Carl Moist Carl The Conspiracy Theorists 29 19 0 ACTIVE
118 Crying in Cars Caroline Crying in Cars Caroline The Sadness Merchants 29 25 0 ACTIVE
119 Garage Sale Gloria Garage Sale Gloria Suburban Nightmares 2.0 29 27 0 ACTIVE
120 Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens The Corporate Overlords 29 34 0 ACTIVE
121 Paul McCartney Paul McCartney Napster 29 37 0 ACTIVE
122 BO BAX JR FACT BO BAX JR FACT Cleaning Crew Carnage 29 43 0 ACTIVE
123 Why Am I Here Johnson Why Am I Here Johnson The Existential Crisis Club 29 43 0 ACTIVE
124 John Cena John Cena Entropy United 28 17 0 ACTIVE
125 Deductible Dave "The Crusher" Deductible Dave "The Crusher" Medical Billing Mafia 28 20 0 ACTIVE
126 Probability Jane Probability Jane Garbage Pail Kids 28 27 0 ACTIVE
127 Mike Tyson Mike Tyson The Zoom Call Zombies 28 28 0 ACTIVE
128 Thilly Gooth Thilly Gooth The Forgotten Passwords 28 37 0 ACTIVE
129 Denture Deborah Denture Deborah The Retirement Home Raiders 28 44 1 ACTIVE
130 Spreadsheet Specter Spreadsheet Specter Corporate & Office Mayhem 27 19 0 DEAD
131 guwap guwap Custom Fighters 27 20 0 ACTIVE
132 Third Floor Bathroom Mirror Third Floor Bathroom Mirror Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 27 23 0 ACTIVE
133 Shuffleboard Shirley Shuffleboard Shirley The Retirement Home Raiders 27 25 0 ACTIVE
134 Supplement Steve "Boss Babe" Supplement Steve "Boss Babe" The MLM Martyrs 27 26 0 ACTIVE
135 Delivery Driver Danny Delivery Driver Danny The Food Service Warriors 27 28 0 ACTIVE
136 Chorby Short Chorby Short Emotional Support Animals 27 32 0 ACTIVE
137 Coaching Course Carol Coaching Course Carol The MLM Martyrs 27 35 0 ACTIVE
138 Lars Ulrich Lars Ulrich Napster 27 35 0 ACTIVE
139 Bob Ross Bob Ross The Glitch in the Matrix 27 43 0 ACTIVE
140 Lady Chaos Lady Chaos Entropy United 27 47 0 UNDEAD
141 Yogurt the Destroyer Yogurt the Destroyer The Gas Station Gladiators 26 20 0 ACTIVE
142 Dust Bunny Dominator Dust Bunny Dominator Cleaning Crew Carnage 26 23 0 ACTIVE
143 Birthday Alone Barry Birthday Alone Barry The Sadness Merchants 26 24 0 ACTIVE
144 Derek Moneyberg Derek Moneyberg Suburban Nightmares 26 24 0 ACTIVE
145 Banana Hammurabi Banana Hammurabi The Meat Sweats 26 25 0 ACTIVE
146 Lawn Care Larry Lawn Care Larry Suburban Nightmares 26 26 0 ACTIVE
147 Howie Dorough Howie Dorough Entropy United 26 30 0 ACTIVE
148 Out of Network Nancy Out of Network Nancy Medical Billing Mafia 26 30 0 ACTIVE
149 Home Depot Manager Home Depot Manager The Dupont Mutants 26 40 0 ACTIVE
150 Rinse Jackson Rinse Jackson The Tide Pods 26 45 0 UNDEAD
151 Shrek Shrek The Academic Assassins 25 22 0 ACTIVE
152 Early Bird Eddie Early Bird Eddie The Retirement Home Raiders 25 24 0 ACTIVE
153 The Ellipsis The Ellipsis The Retirement Home Raiders 25 24 0 ACTIVE
154 Sunday Night Dread Sunday Night Dread The Sadness Merchants 25 27 0 ACTIVE
155 Maybe Tomorrow Maybe Tomorrow The Existential Crisis Club 25 30 0 ACTIVE
156 Insurance Denial Ian Insurance Denial Ian The Healthcare Heroes 25 35 0 ACTIVE
157 Marilyn Manson Marilyn Manson The Conspiracy Theorists 25 35 0 UNDEAD
158 Fish Summer Fish Summer The Food Service Warriors 25 41 0 ACTIVE
159 Last Pick Larry Last Pick Larry The Participation Trophies 25 50 0 ACTIVE
160 What Even Is This What Even Is This The Existential Crisis Club 25 52 0 UNDEAD
161 Donut Handler Donut Handler Emotional Support Animals 24 16 0 ACTIVE
162 Gas Berger Gas Berger The DMV Destroyers 24 19 0 ACTIVE
163 Count Dankula Count Dankula The DMV Destroyers 24 23 1 ACTIVE
164 Hot Dog Roller Helena Hot Dog Roller Helena The Gas Station Gladiators 24 28 0 ACTIVE
165 ChoKING on LeeSUN ChoKING on LeeSUN The Retirement Home Raiders 24 29 0 ACTIVE
166 Déjà Vu Again Déjà Vu Again The Glitch in the Matrix 24 30 0 ACTIVE
167 Cell Longarms Cell Longarms The Final Boss Energy 24 31 0 ACTIVE
168 Krazy K Krazy K The Tide Pods 24 37 0 UNDEAD
169 Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Napster 23 6 0 DEAD
170 Thighmaster Flex Thighmaster Flex The Glitch in the Matrix 23 13 0 ACTIVE
171 Joey Fatone Joey Fatone The Existential Crisis Club 23 14 0 DEAD
172 John Jimmy John Jimmy The Social Media Influencers 23 17 0 ACTIVE
173 Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger The Glitch in the Matrix 23 20 0 ACTIVE
174 Jean-Claude Van Damme Jean-Claude Van Damme The Glitch in the Matrix 23 22 0 ACTIVE
175 Chaos Windfall Chaos Windfall Entropy United 23 25 0 DEAD
176 Cabbage Jenkins Cabbage Jenkins Needle Exchange 23 28 0 ACTIVE
177 Impostor Syndrome Sid Impostor Syndrome Sid Existential Crisis Club Expansion 23 29 0 ACTIVE
178 Booger McGillicuddy Booger McGillicuddy The Participation Trophies 23 40 0 ACTIVE
179 Geologic Time Geologic Time Free Agent 22 10 0 ACTIVE
180 Glizzy Goblin Glizzy Goblin Midnight Society 22 15 0 DEAD
181 Mx. Noodle Mx. Noodle The Forgotten Passwords 22 15 0 ACTIVE
182 Rubber Glizzy Rubber Glizzy The Dupont Mutants 22 17 0 DEAD
183 The Misnomer The Misnomer The Forgotten Passwords 22 20 0 ACTIVE
184 Sprinkler System Sam Sprinkler System Sam Suburban Nightmares 2.0 22 21 1 ACTIVE
185 Square Root Square Root The Zoom Call Zombies 22 24 0 ACTIVE
186 Beta Tester Bob Beta Tester Bob Internet & Tech Terror 22 25 0 ACTIVE
187 Toaster Bath Toaster Bath Midnight Society 22 26 0 ACTIVE
188 Reality Buffering… Reality Buffering… Existential Crisis Club Expansion 22 27 0 ACTIVE
189 Serif Serif Needle Exchange 22 27 0 ACTIVE
190 Millipede Aqualuft Millipede Aqualuft The MLM Martyrs 22 28 0 ACTIVE
191 Pocket Protector Pete Pocket Protector Pete The Participation Trophies 22 30 0 ACTIVE
192 Artisanal Windbreaker Artisanal Windbreaker The Participation Trophies 22 33 0 DEAD
193 George Harrison George Harrison The Conspiracy Theorists 22 33 0 ACTIVE
194 Verne Troyer Verne Troyer Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 22 38 0 ACTIVE
195 Baby Triumphant Baby Triumphant Garbage Pail Kids 22 47 0 ACTIVE
196 Beans McBlase Beans McBlase The Meat Sweats 22 47 0 UNDEAD
197 Crayon Scribble in Blood Red Crayon Scribble in Blood Red Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 21 18 0 ACTIVE
198 Pancake Stabber Stevens Pancake Stabber Stevens Blood & Breakfast 21 19 1 ACTIVE
199 Granite Sinclair Granite Sinclair Bodily Horrors United 21 20 0 ACTIVE
200 Knuckle up Nick Knuckle up Nick Custom Fighters 21 25 0 ACTIVE
201 Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager The Social Media Influencers 21 26 0 ACTIVE
202 Captain Hindsight Captain Hindsight The Conspiracy Theorists 21 28 0 ACTIVE
203 Captain Yawnpunch Captain Yawnpunch Needle Exchange 21 28 0 ACTIVE
204 Moldy Shower Curtain Mike Moldy Shower Curtain Mike Grime Time All-Stars 21 29 0 ACTIVE
205 PTA Meeting Patricia PTA Meeting Patricia Suburban Nightmares 21 33 0 ACTIVE
206 Instagram Ian "Content Creator" Instagram Ian "Content Creator" The Social Media Influencers 21 36 0 ACTIVE
207 Karen of the Comments Karen of the Comments The Internet Comment Section 21 37 0 ACTIVE
208 Skunkhand Jenkins Skunkhand Jenkins Blood & Breakfast 21 39 0 UNDEAD
209 Glacial Patience Glacial Patience Custom Fighters 20 7 0 ACTIVE
210 Miss Demeanor Miss Demeanor The Corporate Overlords 20 15 0 ACTIVE
211 PowerPoint Paul “The Closer” PowerPoint Paul “The Closer” Corporate & Office Mayhem 20 17 0 ACTIVE
212 Lawnmower Jesus Lawnmower Jesus The MLM Martyrs 20 19 0 ACTIVE
213 Energy Drink Eddie Energy Drink Eddie The Gas Station Gladiators 20 25 0 ACTIVE
214 Patch Note Pete Patch Note Pete Internet & Tech Terror 20 26 1 ACTIVE
215 The Leaf Blower The Leaf Blower Suburban Nightmares 2.0 20 26 0 ACTIVE
216 The Finger Counter The Finger Counter Blood & Breakfast 20 27 0 DEAD
217 TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" The Social Media Influencers 20 34 0 ACTIVE
218 Are You Afraid of the Shark Are You Afraid of the Shark Midnight Society 20 37 0 UNDEAD
219 Beef Supreme Beef Supreme The Meat Sweats 19 15 0 DEAD
220 wilson wilson The Tide Pods 19 16 0 ACTIVE
221 Xandra Pancakes Xandra Pancakes Blood & Breakfast 19 17 0 DEAD
222 Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr. Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr. Discount Apocalypse 19 21 0 ACTIVE
223 Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” Corporate & Office Mayhem 19 23 0 ACTIVE
224 Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time" Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time" The Healthcare Heroes 19 24 0 ACTIVE
225 Ringo Starr Ringo Starr The Meat Sweats 19 30 0 ACTIVE
226 Scroll Forever Susan Scroll Forever Susan The Time Wasters 19 30 1 ACTIVE
227 Gordon Ramsay Gordon Ramsay Napster 19 32 0 UNDEAD
228 Wikipedia Rabbit Hole Wikipedia Rabbit Hole The Time Wasters 19 32 0 ACTIVE
229 Stu Trololol Stu Trololol The Retirement Home Raiders 19 33 0 ACTIVE
230 Dr. Burnout Betty Dr. Burnout Betty The Healthcare Heroes 19 35 0 ACTIVE
231 Gilbert Gottfried Gilbert Gottfried The Corporate Overlords 19 36 0 ACTIVE
232 Fart Sniffer Supreme Fart Sniffer Supreme The Participation Trophies 19 42 0 UNDEAD
233 Donny "Dirty Mouth" McBubble Donny "Dirty Mouth" McBubble The Tide Pods 18 11 0 DEAD
234 YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die" YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die" The Social Media Influencers 18 11 0 DEAD
235 VIOLENCE PENDING VIOLENCE PENDING The Final Boss Energy 18 12 0 DEAD
236 Leggings Legend Lisa Leggings Legend Lisa The MLM Martyrs 18 17 0 DEAD
237 Steve Irwin Steve Irwin The Final Boss Energy 18 17 0 DEAD
238 The Footnote The Footnote The Forgotten Passwords 18 17 0 ACTIVE
239 HR Hivemind Helen HR Hivemind Helen Corporate & Office Mayhem 18 23 0 ACTIVE
240 404 Error Evan 404 Error Evan Internet & Tech Terror 18 31 0 UNDEAD
241 Wedgie Magnet Wedgie Magnet The Participation Trophies 18 40 0 ACTIVE
242 Double Cup Dwayne Double Cup Dwayne Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 17 17 0 ACTIVE
243 Static Cling Static Cling Food-Based Furies 17 21 0 ACTIVE
244 Nextdoor Neighbor Ned Nextdoor Neighbor Ned Suburban Nightmares 2.0 17 28 0 ACTIVE
245 Quarterly Report Jones Quarterly Report Jones The Corporate Overlords 17 30 0 ACTIVE
246 Ingrown Toenail Igor Ingrown Toenail Igor Bodily Horrors United 17 36 1 UNDEAD
247 Low Gas Mode Low Gas Mode Free Agent 16 14 0 ACTIVE
248 Deja Vu Again Deja Vu Again Free Agent 16 17 0 UNDEAD
249 TV Remote TV Remote Entropy United 16 20 0 ACTIVE
250 Live Leaked Live Leaked The Glitch in the Matrix 16 22 0 ACTIVE
251 Uncle Kick Salad Uncle Kick Salad Napster 16 23 0 ACTIVE
252 Moth With a Knife Moth With a Knife The Dupont Mutants 16 26 0 ACTIVE
253 Dean of Discipline Dean of Discipline The Academic Assassins 15 6 0 DEAD
254 Mookie Sanders Mookie Sanders The MLM Martyrs 15 10 0 DEAD
255 Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer" Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer" The Retirement Home Raiders 15 18 0 DEAD
256 Unattended Swing Set Unattended Swing Set Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 15 23 0 ACTIVE
257 Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor" Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor" The Academic Assassins 15 30 0 ACTIVE
258 Nicolas Cage Nicolas Cage Emotional Support Animals 14 15 0 DEAD
259 Loch Ness Monster Loch Ness Monster The Academic Assassins 14 16 0 DEAD
260 Leftover Larry Leftover Larry Food-Based Furies 14 21 0 ACTIVE
261 AJ McLean AJ McLean Emotional Support Animals 14 22 0 DEAD
262 Soap Scum Supreme Soap Scum Supreme Grime Time All-Stars 14 26 0 ACTIVE
263 Mr. Rogers Mr. Rogers The Existential Crisis Club 14 28 0 ACTIVE
264 Meatball Massacre Mike Meatball Massacre Mike Pasta La Vista 13 8 0 DEAD
265 Background Blur Betty Background Blur Betty The Zoom Call Zombies 13 14 0 DEAD
266 Messy Tessie Messy Tessie Garbage Pail Kids 13 15 0 DEAD
267 Passive Voice Passive Voice The Social Media Influencers 13 17 0 ACTIVE
268 Comfort Gecko Comfort Gecko Emotional Support Animals 13 18 0 DEAD
269 Babyface Guillotine Babyface Guillotine Midnight Society 13 19 0 ACTIVE
270 The Mysterious Bathroom Smell The Mysterious Bathroom Smell Grime Time All-Stars 13 35 0 ACTIVE
271 Gains McGainface Gains McGainface Needle Exchange 12 6 0 DEAD
272 Fists McExistential Fists McExistential The Dupont Mutants 12 9 0 DEAD
273 Manager Summoner Mike Manager Summoner Mike The Retail Apocalypse 12 9 0 DEAD
274 HOA President Peterson HOA President Peterson Suburban Nightmares 12 10 0 DEAD
275 Robert Trujillo Robert Trujillo The Food Service Warriors 12 10 0 DEAD
276 Lottery Ticket Larry Lottery Ticket Larry The Gas Station Gladiators 12 12 0 DEAD
277 Soccer Mom Supreme Soccer Mom Supreme Suburban Nightmares 12 15 0 DEAD
278 Dollar Menu Doom Dollar Menu Doom Discount Apocalypse 12 31 0 UNDEAD
279 Line Number Linda Line Number Linda The DMV Destroyers 12 31 0 ACTIVE
280 Anxiety Duck Anxiety Duck Emotional Support Animals 12 32 0 ACTIVE
281 Nasty Nick Nasty Nick Garbage Pail Kids 11 5 0 DEAD
282 Neckbeard Nathan Neckbeard Nathan The Internet Comment Section 11 10 0 DEAD
283 Polymer Paradise Polymer Paradise Free Agent 11 10 0 DEAD
284 Tale of the Broken Elevator Tale of the Broken Elevator Midnight Society 11 11 0 DEAD
285 JC Chasez JC Chasez The Meat Sweats 11 12 0 DEAD
286 Burrito Supreme Burrito Supreme The Meat Sweats 11 14 0 UNDEAD
287 Betty White Betty White Medical Billing Mafia 11 33 0 UNDEAD
288 Ravioli Revolution Ravioli Revolution Pasta La Vista 10 6 0 DEAD
289 Moon Landing Mike Moon Landing Mike The Conspiracy Theorists 10 9 0 DEAD
290 Steven Seagal Steven Seagal The Tide Pods 10 10 0 DEAD
291 Yurts Buttercup Yurts Buttercup The Glitch in the Matrix 10 10 0 DEAD
292 Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher" Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher" The Food Service Warriors 10 11 0 DEAD
293 Deadline Debra Deadline Debra Corporate & Office Mayhem 10 11 0 DEAD
294 Professor Punishment PhD Professor Punishment PhD The Academic Assassins 10 12 0 DEAD
295 The Margin Note The Margin Note The MLM Martyrs 10 12 0 DEAD
296 Flat Earth Fred Flat Earth Fred The Conspiracy Theorists 10 13 0 DEAD
297 Grill Master Gary Grill Master Gary Suburban Nightmares 10 13 0 DEAD
298 Chris Kirkpatrick Chris Kirkpatrick Grime Time All-Stars 10 17 0 DEAD
299 Krazy Angel Krazy Angel Free Agent 10 22 0 ACTIVE
300 Ctrl+Alt+Delilah Ctrl+Alt+Delilah Corporate & Office Mayhem 10 31 0 UNDEAD
301 Kennedy Loser Kennedy Loser Suburban Nightmares 10 31 0 ACTIVE
302 The Honorable Judge Fistmas The Honorable Judge Fistmas The MLM Martyrs 9 4 0 DEAD
303 Chairman Meow Chairman Meow Blood & Breakfast 9 9 0 DEAD
304 Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying” Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying” Internet & Tech Terror 9 9 0 DEAD
305 Slosh Gulp Slosh Gulp The Academic Assassins 9 17 0 DEAD
306 Diplomatic Immunity Diplomatic Immunity Free Agent 9 33 0 UNDEAD
307 Nick Fuentes Nick Fuentes The Dupont Mutants 8 5 0 DEAD
308 Splinter Under Fingernail Splinter Under Fingernail Bodily Horrors United 8 5 0 DEAD
309 Syrup Strangler Syrup Strangler Blood & Breakfast 8 7 0 DEAD
310 X-Ray Xavier X-Ray Xavier The Healthcare Heroes 8 11 0 DEAD
311 Twitch Streamer Tyler Twitch Streamer Tyler The Social Media Influencers 8 14 0 DEAD
312 The Rubber Stamp The Rubber Stamp Suburban Nightmares 2.0 8 15 0 DEAD
313 Monday Morning Monday Morning The Tide Pods 7 3 0 DEAD
314 Broccoli Backhand Broccoli Backhand Food-Based Furies 7 4 0 DEAD
315 James Hetfield James Hetfield The Gas Station Gladiators 7 4 0 DEAD
316 Hair in the Drain Helena Hair in the Drain Helena Grime Time All-Stars 7 6 0 DEAD
317 The First Prime Number The First Prime Number Existential Crisis Club Expansion 7 6 0 DEAD
318 Bolognese Blitz Bolognese Blitz Food-Based Furies 7 8 0 DEAD
319 Hornswoggle Hornswoggle Suburban Nightmares 7 8 0 DEAD
320 Dead Houseplant Duncan Dead Houseplant Duncan The Sadness Merchants 7 9 0 DEAD
321 Justin Timberlake Justin Timberlake Medical Billing Mafia 7 9 0 DEAD
322 One More Episode Ed One More Episode Ed The Time Wasters 7 13 0 DEAD
323 Sleep Paralysis Pam Sleep Paralysis Pam Existential Crisis Club Expansion 7 13 0 DEAD
324 Danny DeVito Danny DeVito Medical Billing Mafia 7 14 0 DEAD
325 Grammar Nazi Gertrude Grammar Nazi Gertrude The Internet Comment Section 7 14 0 DEAD
326 Just Five More Minutes Just Five More Minutes The Time Wasters 7 16 0 DEAD
327 The Terms of Service The Terms of Service Cleaning Crew Carnage 6 4 0 DEAD
328 Micromanage Mike Micromanage Mike Corporate & Office Mayhem 6 6 0 DEAD
329 Tony the Concept Tony the Concept Cleaning Crew Carnage 6 7 0 DEAD
330 Returns Policy Rita Returns Policy Rita The Retail Apocalypse 6 10 0 DEAD
331 Kevin Richardson Kevin Richardson Discount Apocalypse 6 12 0 DEAD
332 Self-Checkout Stan Self-Checkout Stan The Retail Apocalypse 6 12 0 DEAD
333 Deja Vu Deja Vu Bodily Horrors United 6 23 0 UNDEAD
334 Sweet Baby Ray Sweet Baby Ray Custom Fighters 6 27 0 UNDEAD
335 Too Many Tabs Open Too Many Tabs Open Existential Crisis Club Expansion 5 2 0 DEAD
336 HOA Sniper Sally HOA Sniper Sally Suburban Nightmares 2.0 5 5 0 DEAD
337 Depression Bear Depression Bear Emotional Support Animals 5 6 0 DEAD
338 nft.altruist nft.altruist The Sadness Merchants 5 6 0 DEAD
339 Lance Bass Lance Bass Blood & Breakfast 5 8 0 DEAD
340 Linguine Lightning Linguine Lightning Pasta La Vista 5 8 0 DEAD
341 --- --- The Corporate Overlords 5 9 0 DEAD
342 Reply Guy Rick Reply Guy Rick The Internet Comment Section 5 10 0 DEAD
343 SwizzleSchtick SwizzleSchtick The Conspiracy Theorists 5 11 0 DEAD
344 Essential Oil Olivia Essential Oil Olivia The MLM Martyrs 5 15 0 DEAD
345 Background Radiation Background Radiation The Zoom Call Zombies 5 29 0 UNDEAD
346 Darryl Blueberry Darryl Blueberry The Gas Station Gladiators 4 3 0 DEAD
347 Elevator Music Elevator Music Garbage Pail Kids 4 3 0 DEAD
348 The Algorithm The Algorithm Internet & Tech Terror 4 5 0 DEAD
349 The Thing in the Air Ducts The Thing in the Air Ducts Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 4 5 0 DEAD
350 The Buffer The Buffer The Glitch in the Matrix 4 6 0 DEAD
351 Bathtub Ring Bobby Bathtub Ring Bobby Grime Time All-Stars 4 8 0 DEAD
352 Keyboard Warrior Kyle Keyboard Warrior Kyle The Internet Comment Section 4 13 0 DEAD
353 Waiting Room William Waiting Room William The Healthcare Heroes 4 15 0 DEAD
354 Social Anxiety Sam Social Anxiety Sam The Participation Trophies 4 16 0 DEAD
355 Donut Desperado Donut Desperado Food-Based Furies 3 3 0 DEAD
356 Nesticle Nesticle Needle Exchange 3 3 0 DEAD
357 Reverb Reverb The Forgotten Passwords 3 3 0 DEAD
358 Porkbun Pete Porkbun Pete Napster 3 4 0 DEAD
359 The Unlicensed Magician The Unlicensed Magician The Gas Station Gladiators 3 4 0 DEAD
360 Chairman of the Floor Chairman of the Floor Medical Billing Mafia 3 5 0 DEAD
361 Ctrl+Z Ctrl+Z Entropy United 3 5 0 DEAD
362 Mop Chop Molly Mop Chop Molly Cleaning Crew Carnage 3 6 0 DEAD
363 Overthinking Olivia Overthinking Olivia Existential Crisis Club Expansion 3 7 0 DEAD
364 Captcha Chaos Champion Captcha Chaos Champion The Forgotten Passwords 3 8 0 DEAD
365 Febreze Frank “The Freshmaker” Febreze Frank “The Freshmaker” Cleaning Crew Carnage 3 8 0 DEAD
366 Scootie Scootie Pasta La Vista 3 8 0 DEAD
367 Muted Mike "Can You Hear Me Now" Muted Mike "Can You Hear Me Now" The Zoom Call Zombies 3 9 0 DEAD
368 Brian Littrell Brian Littrell Suburban Nightmares 2.0 3 17 0 DEAD
369 Borrowed Time Borrowed Time Bodily Horrors United 2 2 0 DEAD
370 Page 666 Page 666 Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy 2 2 0 DEAD
371 Don Vito Don Vito The Zoom Call Zombies 2 3 0 DEAD
372 Lunch Break Lunch Break The Retail Apocalypse 2 3 0 DEAD
373 Splinter Testimony Splinter Testimony The Healthcare Heroes 2 3 0 DEAD
374 Cracked iPhone Screen Cracked iPhone Screen The Academic Assassins 2 4 0 DEAD
375 Just Greg Just Greg Suburban Nightmares 2.0 2 4 0 DEAD
376 The Pending Update The Pending Update The Zoom Call Zombies 2 5 0 DEAD
377 The Intern The Intern Napster 2 6 0 DEAD
378 Store Brand Stephanie Store Brand Stephanie Discount Apocalypse 2 7 0 DEAD
379 Wet Sock Walking Willie Wet Sock Walking Willie Bodily Horrors United 2 7 0 DEAD
380 Cookie Consent Karen Cookie Consent Karen Internet & Tech Terror 1 2 0 DEAD
381 Autocorrect Autocorrect The DMV Destroyers 1 3 0 DEAD
382 Coffee Break Carl Coffee Break Carl Corporate & Office Mayhem 1 4 0 DEAD
383 Wheelchair Willie "No Mercy" Wheelchair Willie "No Mercy" The Retirement Home Raiders 1 6 0 DEAD
384 Elbow Pope Elbow Pope Pasta La Vista 1 7 0 DEAD
385 Flat Eric Flat Eric Custom Fighters 0 1 0 DEAD
386 Lisa Frank TrapperKeeper Lisa Frank TrapperKeeper Custom Fighters 0 1 0 DEAD
387 Windex Warrior Windex Warrior Cleaning Crew Carnage 0 1 0 DEAD
388 Phantom Vibration Phantom Vibration The Meat Sweats 0 6 0 DEAD

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