Fighter Rankings - Spoodblort

💀 FIGHTER RANKINGS 💀

All registered violence practitioners ranked by combat record

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RANK	FIGHTER	TEAM	WINS	LOSSES	STATUS
👑 1	The Last Two Percent	The Final Boss Energy	55	8	ACTIVE
🥈 2	Low Battery Mode	The Final Boss Energy	54	15	ACTIVE
🥉 3	Polymer McGillicuddy	The Dupont Mutants	42	27	UNDEAD
4	Swole Patroll	Needle Exchange	37	12	ACTIVE
5	Beef Injection	Needle Exchange	36	12	ACTIVE
6	Professor Punches	Suburban Nightmares	35	26	ACTIVE
7	Regional Manager Dave	The Corporate Overlords	33	12	ACTIVE
8	Sixpack Santiago	The Zoom Call Zombies	33	15	ACTIVE
9	Suds Sullivan	The Tide Pods	32	11	ACTIVE
10	Tucan Shakur	Emotional Support Animals	31	11	ACTIVE
11	Pork Chop Paradise	The Meat Sweats	31	14	UNDEAD
12	Bacon Windfall	The Meat Sweats	31	19	UNDEAD
13	Bigfoot Believer Brenda	The Conspiracy Theorists	30	23	ACTIVE
14	Fresh Rodriguez	The Tide Pods	30	31	ACTIVE
15	Engine Eberhardt	Bodily Horrors United	29	11	ACTIVE
16	Spandex Nightmare	The Dupont Mutants	29	16	ACTIVE
17	The Efficiency Expert	The Corporate Overlords	29	20	ACTIVE
18	War Machine	The Sadness Merchants	28	12	ACTIVE
19	Kevlar Breakfast	The Dupont Mutants	28	19	ACTIVE
20	Nurse Nightmare Nancy	The Healthcare Heroes	27	15	ACTIVE
21	Sausage Festival	The Meat Sweats	27	17	ACTIVE
22	Participation Trophy Tom	The Participation Trophies	27	34	ACTIVE
23	The Rock Johnson	Napster	26	12	ACTIVE
24	Autoplay Assassin	The Time Wasters	26	16	ACTIVE
25	Troll King Tommy	The Internet Comment Section	25	14	ACTIVE
26	Basement Dweller Brad	The Participation Trophies	25	24	ACTIVE
27	Stone Cold Steve Austin	The DMV Destroyers	24	10	ACTIVE
28	Snotty Scotty	Garbage Pail Kids	24	14	ACTIVE
29	Crying in Cars Caroline	The Sadness Merchants	24	16	ACTIVE
30	The Submitted for Approval	Midnight Society	24	19	ACTIVE
31	Chuck Norris	Napster	23	6	DEAD
32	Brisket Friendo	The Retail Apocalypse	23	9	ACTIVE
33	Empyrean Angel	The DMV Destroyers	23	10	ACTIVE
34	Caps Lock Carl	The Internet Comment Section	23	11	ACTIVE
35	YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY	Discount Apocalypse	23	11	UNDEAD
36	Joey Fatone	The Existential Crisis Club	23	14	DEAD
37	Loading Screen Eternity	The Time Wasters	23	15	ACTIVE
38	Teflon Moonbeam	The Dupont Mutants	23	15	ACTIVE
39	Void Gazer Supreme	The Existential Crisis Club	23	15	ACTIVE
40	Frozen Screen Frank	The Zoom Call Zombies	23	16	ACTIVE
41	Marilyn Manson	The Conspiracy Theorists	23	19	UNDEAD
42	Nylon Dreams	The Dupont Mutants	23	19	ACTIVE
43	LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network"	The Social Media Influencers	23	20	ACTIVE
44	Vacuum Vinnie	Cleaning Crew Carnage	23	20	ACTIVE
45	Chaos Windfall	Entropy United	23	25	DEAD
46	John Lennon	The Tide Pods	23	25	ACTIVE
47	Form 27-B Frank	The DMV Destroyers	22	7	ACTIVE
48	Black Friday Brenda	The Retail Apocalypse	22	10	ACTIVE
49	Average Joe	The Corporate Overlords	22	11	ACTIVE
50	Grollis Zephyr	The Forgotten Passwords	22	14	ACTIVE
51	Penne for Your Thoughts	Pasta La Vista	22	14	ACTIVE
52	Glizzy Goblin	Midnight Society	22	15	DEAD
53	The Carbonara Killer	Pasta La Vista	22	16	ACTIVE
54	Bot Account Barbara	The Internet Comment Section	22	20	ACTIVE
55	Thilly Gooth	The Forgotten Passwords	22	21	ACTIVE
56	The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With	The DMV Destroyers	21	6	ACTIVE
57	Lasagna Layer Lord	Pasta La Vista	21	11	ACTIVE
58	Closing Time Tim	The Retail Apocalypse	21	16	ACTIVE
59	Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero"	The Food Service Warriors	21	17	ACTIVE
60	Mayhem Breakfast	Entropy United	21	17	ACTIVE
61	Librarian Linda "Shush of Death"	The Academic Assassins	21	18	ACTIVE
62	Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens	The Corporate Overlords	21	26	ACTIVE
63	Anarchy Moonbeam	Entropy United	21	29	ACTIVE
64	Lady Chaos	Entropy United	21	31	UNDEAD
65	Generic Cola Gary	Discount Apocalypse	20	7	ACTIVE
66	Empty Fridge at 2AM	The Sadness Merchants	20	11	ACTIVE
67	Copay Carl	The Healthcare Heroes	20	13	ACTIVE
68	Dank Dill	The Food Service Warriors	20	13	ACTIVE
69	404 Not Found	The Glitch in the Matrix	20	14	ACTIVE
70	Sol Slug	Midnight Society	20	15	ACTIVE
71	Two Factor Authentication	The Forgotten Passwords	20	15	ACTIVE
72	Grout Goblin Gary	Grime Time All-Stars	20	16	ACTIVE
73	Keanu Reeves	Medical Billing Mafia	20	17	ACTIVE
74	Disorder McFrenzy	Entropy United	20	19	ACTIVE
75	Gross Gary	Garbage Pail Kids	20	20	ACTIVE
76	Punchin Bag	Garbage Pail Kids	20	33	ACTIVE
77	Boiling Singularity Vapors	The Existential Crisis Club	19	10	ACTIVE
78	Dr. Membrane PhD	The Time Wasters	19	10	ACTIVE
79	French Toast Fury	Blood & Breakfast	19	10	ACTIVE
80	Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”	Food-Based Furies	19	11	ACTIVE
81	Fist Sundaze	Bodily Horrors United	19	12	ACTIVE
82	Toilet Bowl Stain Steve	Grime Time All-Stars	19	13	ACTIVE
83	First Sunday	Needle Exchange	19	14	ACTIVE
84	Beef Supreme	The Meat Sweats	19	15	DEAD
85	99 Cent Store Samurai	Discount Apocalypse	19	17	ACTIVE
86	Xandra Pancakes	Blood & Breakfast	19	17	DEAD
87	Baiten Switch	Midnight Society	19	18	ACTIVE
88	Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	19	18	ACTIVE
89	Knockoff Kevin	Discount Apocalypse	19	18	ACTIVE
90	Mike Tyson	The Zoom Call Zombies	19	18	ACTIVE
91	Mommy Issues Mike	The Participation Trophies	19	28	ACTIVE
92	The Implied	The Final Boss Energy	18	9	ACTIVE
93	Snack Attack Stan	Food-Based Furies	18	10	ACTIVE
94	Donny "Dirty Mouth" McBubble	The Tide Pods	18	11	DEAD
95	YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die"	The Social Media Influencers	18	11	DEAD
96	Early Bird Eddie	The Retirement Home Raiders	18	12	ACTIVE
97	VIOLENCE PENDING	The Final Boss Energy	18	12	DEAD
98	Shrek	The Academic Assassins	18	16	ACTIVE
99	Leggings Legend Lisa	The MLM Martyrs	18	17	DEAD
100	Garage Sale Gloria	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	18	18	ACTIVE
101	Pangolin Ruiz	Napster	18	18	ACTIVE
102	BO BAX JR FACT	Cleaning Crew Carnage	18	19	ACTIVE
103	Paul McCartney	Napster	18	20	ACTIVE
104	Nick Carter	Needle Exchange	18	22	ACTIVE
105	Rinse Jackson	The Tide Pods	18	22	UNDEAD
106	Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare"	The Food Service Warriors	18	23	ACTIVE
107	The Finger Counter	Blood & Breakfast	18	23	ACTIVE
108	Jelly Burgertoes	The Conspiracy Theorists	18	24	ACTIVE
109	Stinky Pete	Garbage Pail Kids	18	26	ACTIVE
110	Artisanal Windbreaker	The Participation Trophies	18	27	ACTIVE
111	Slobby Joe Jr.	The Final Boss Energy	17	8	ACTIVE
112	Reset Link Randy	The Forgotten Passwords	17	12	ACTIVE
113	Student Loan Samantha	The Academic Assassins	17	15	ACTIVE
114	Trash Expander	Bodily Horrors United	17	15	ACTIVE
115	Are You Afraid of the Shark	Midnight Society	17	18	UNDEAD
116	Warwick Davis	Internet & Tech Terror	17	18	ACTIVE
117	Crouton Crusher	Food-Based Furies	17	19	ACTIVE
118	Insurance Denial Ian	The Healthcare Heroes	17	19	ACTIVE
119	Karen of the Comments	The Internet Comment Section	17	21	ACTIVE
120	Banana Hammurabi	The Meat Sweats	16	9	ACTIVE
121	Lawn Care Larry	Suburban Nightmares	16	13	ACTIVE
122	Prior Authorization Paul	Medical Billing Mafia	16	15	ACTIVE
123	Millipede Aqualuft	The MLM Martyrs	16	16	ACTIVE
124	Surprise Bill Betty	Medical Billing Mafia	16	16	ACTIVE
125	Slurpee Samurai Steve	The Gas Station Gladiators	16	18	ACTIVE
126	Stretch Filigree	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	16	18	ACTIVE
127	Tahini Poinsettia	The Gas Station Gladiators	16	18	ACTIVE
128	Howie Dorough	Entropy United	16	22	ACTIVE
129	Lars Ulrich	Napster	16	24	ACTIVE
130	Comfort Septemberish	The Final Boss Energy	16	25	ACTIVE
131	Dean of Discipline	The Academic Assassins	15	6	DEAD
132	guwap	Custom Fighters	15	9	ACTIVE
133	Mookie Sanders	The MLM Martyrs	15	10	DEAD
134	Arnold Schwarzenegger	The Glitch in the Matrix	15	11	ACTIVE
135	Count Dankula	The DMV Destroyers	15	11	ACTIVE
136	Tutorial Skip Tony	The Time Wasters	15	11	ACTIVE
137	Maybe Tomorrow	The Existential Crisis Club	15	14	ACTIVE
138	Pocket Protector Pete	The Participation Trophies	15	14	ACTIVE
139	Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer"	The Retirement Home Raiders	15	18	DEAD
140	Therapy Llama	Emotional Support Animals	15	21	ACTIVE
141	Krazy K	The Tide Pods	15	22	UNDEAD
142	What Even Is This	The Existential Crisis Club	15	30	UNDEAD
143	Crystalized Entropy	Free Agent	14	3	ACTIVE
144	Donut Handler	Emotional Support Animals	14	9	ACTIVE
145	Birthday Alone Barry	The Sadness Merchants	14	10	ACTIVE
146	Supplement Steve "Boss Babe"	The MLM Martyrs	14	11	ACTIVE
147	Spreadsheet Specter	Corporate & Office Mayhem	14	12	ACTIVE
148	Swisher Sweet	Midnight Society	14	12	ACTIVE
149	Jean-Claude Van Damme	The Glitch in the Matrix	14	13	ACTIVE
150	Loch Ness Monster	The Academic Assassins	14	13	ACTIVE
151	Sandy Britches	The Social Media Influencers	14	13	ACTIVE
152	The Leaf Blower	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	14	13	ACTIVE
153	Moldy Shower Curtain Mike	Grime Time All-Stars	14	14	ACTIVE
154	Hot Dog Roller Helena	The Gas Station Gladiators	14	15	ACTIVE
155	Nicolas Cage	Emotional Support Animals	14	15	DEAD
156	Karen "Compliance" Thompson	The Corporate Overlords	14	18	ACTIVE
157	The Meaning Seeker	The Existential Crisis Club	14	19	ACTIVE
158	Cell Longarms	The Final Boss Energy	14	21	ACTIVE
159	Scroll Forever Susan	The Time Wasters	14	21	ACTIVE
160	AJ McLean	Emotional Support Animals	14	22	DEAD
161	Clearance Rack Rachel	The Retail Apocalypse	14	23	ACTIVE
162	Booger McGillicuddy	The Participation Trophies	14	24	ACTIVE
163	Beans McBlase	The Meat Sweats	14	25	UNDEAD
164	Denture Deborah	The Retirement Home Raiders	14	25	ACTIVE
165	Meatball Massacre Mike	Pasta La Vista	13	8	DEAD
166	The Waffle Iron	Blood & Breakfast	13	9	ACTIVE
167	Crayon Scribble in Blood Red	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	13	10	ACTIVE
168	Derek Moneyberg	Suburban Nightmares	13	10	ACTIVE
169	Rubber Glizzy	The Dupont Mutants	13	11	ACTIVE
170	The Unsubscribe Link	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	13	11	ACTIVE
171	Cabbage Jenkins	Needle Exchange	13	13	ACTIVE
172	Dust Bunny Dominator	Cleaning Crew Carnage	13	13	ACTIVE
173	Background Blur Betty	The Zoom Call Zombies	13	14	DEAD
174	Messy Tessie	Garbage Pail Kids	13	15	DEAD
175	Home Depot Manager	The Dupont Mutants	13	16	ACTIVE
176	Nancy From HR	The DMV Destroyers	13	16	ACTIVE
177	Gordon Ramsay	Napster	13	17	UNDEAD
178	Instagram Ian "Content Creator"	The Social Media Influencers	13	17	ACTIVE
179	Auto-Correct Apocalypse	Internet & Tech Terror	13	18	ACTIVE
180	Comfort Gecko	Emotional Support Animals	13	18	DEAD
181	Kirk Hammett	The Final Boss Energy	13	18	ACTIVE
182	PTA Meeting Patricia	Suburban Nightmares	13	18	ACTIVE
183	TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence"	The Social Media Influencers	13	18	ACTIVE
184	Fart Sniffer Supreme	The Participation Trophies	13	23	UNDEAD
185	Why Am I Here Johnson	The Existential Crisis Club	13	25	ACTIVE
186	Fish Summer	The Food Service Warriors	13	27	ACTIVE
187	Gains McGainface	Needle Exchange	12	6	DEAD
188	Miss Demeanor	The Corporate Overlords	12	7	ACTIVE
189	Thighmaster Flex	The Glitch in the Matrix	12	7	ACTIVE
190	Third Floor Bathroom Mirror	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	12	8	ACTIVE
191	Fists McExistential	The Dupont Mutants	12	9	DEAD
192	Manager Summoner Mike	The Retail Apocalypse	12	9	DEAD
193	HOA President Peterson	Suburban Nightmares	12	10	DEAD
194	Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager	The Social Media Influencers	12	10	ACTIVE
195	Robert Trujillo	The Food Service Warriors	12	10	DEAD
196	Uncle Kick Salad	Napster	12	10	ACTIVE
197	Probability Jane	Garbage Pail Kids	12	11	ACTIVE
198	Lottery Ticket Larry	The Gas Station Gladiators	12	12	DEAD
199	Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"	The Food Service Warriors	12	14	ACTIVE
200	Energy Drink Eddie	The Gas Station Gladiators	12	14	ACTIVE
201	Soccer Mom Supreme	Suburban Nightmares	12	15	DEAD
202	Delivery Driver Danny	The Food Service Warriors	12	18	ACTIVE
203	Déjà Vu Again	The Glitch in the Matrix	12	19	ACTIVE
204	Gilbert Gottfried	The Corporate Overlords	12	21	ACTIVE
205	Coaching Course Carol	The MLM Martyrs	12	22	ACTIVE
206	Dr. Burnout Betty	The Healthcare Heroes	12	23	ACTIVE
207	George Harrison	The Conspiracy Theorists	12	26	ACTIVE
208	Verne Troyer	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	12	30	ACTIVE
209	Deje Vu Again	Free Agent	11	3	ACTIVE
210	Nasty Nick	Garbage Pail Kids	11	5	DEAD
211	John Cena	Entropy United	11	6	ACTIVE
212	Deductible Dave "The Crusher"	Medical Billing Mafia	11	7	ACTIVE
213	Sprinkler System Sam	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	11	7	ACTIVE
214	Neckbeard Nathan	The Internet Comment Section	11	10	DEAD
215	Polymer Paradise	Free Agent	11	10	DEAD
216	Tale of the Broken Elevator	Midnight Society	11	11	DEAD
217	JC Chasez	The Meat Sweats	11	12	DEAD
218	Patch Note Pete	Internet & Tech Terror	11	13	ACTIVE
219	Captain Yawnpunch	Needle Exchange	11	16	ACTIVE
220	Square Root	The Zoom Call Zombies	11	16	ACTIVE
221	Skunkhand Jenkins	Blood & Breakfast	11	17	UNDEAD
222	Chorby Short	Emotional Support Animals	11	18	ACTIVE
223	Ringo Starr	The Meat Sweats	11	25	ACTIVE
224	Last Pick Larry	The Participation Trophies	11	27	ACTIVE
225	Geologic Time	Free Agent	10	3	ACTIVE
226	Moist Carl	The Conspiracy Theorists	10	5	ACTIVE
227	Ravioli Revolution	Pasta La Vista	10	6	DEAD
228	Knuckle up Nick	Custom Fighters	10	8	ACTIVE
229	Pancake Stabber Stevens	Blood & Breakfast	10	8	ACTIVE
230	Moon Landing Mike	The Conspiracy Theorists	10	9	DEAD
231	Beta Tester Bob	Internet & Tech Terror	10	10	ACTIVE
232	Live Leaked	The Glitch in the Matrix	10	10	ACTIVE
233	PowerPoint Paul “The Closer”	Corporate & Office Mayhem	10	10	ACTIVE
234	Serif	Needle Exchange	10	10	ACTIVE
235	Steven Seagal	The Tide Pods	10	10	DEAD
236	Yurts Buttercup	The Glitch in the Matrix	10	10	DEAD
237	Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher"	The Food Service Warriors	10	11	DEAD
238	Deadline Debra	Corporate & Office Mayhem	10	11	DEAD
239	Granite Sinclair	Bodily Horrors United	10	11	ACTIVE
240	Professor Punishment PhD	The Academic Assassins	10	12	DEAD
241	The Margin Note	The MLM Martyrs	10	12	DEAD
242	Flat Earth Fred	The Conspiracy Theorists	10	13	DEAD
243	Grill Master Gary	Suburban Nightmares	10	13	DEAD
244	Steve Irwin	The Final Boss Energy	10	13	ACTIVE
245	Captain Hindsight	The Conspiracy Theorists	10	14	ACTIVE
246	ChoKING on LeeSUN	The Retirement Home Raiders	10	16	ACTIVE
247	Chris Kirkpatrick	Grime Time All-Stars	10	17	DEAD
248	Shuffleboard Shirley	The Retirement Home Raiders	10	17	ACTIVE
249	Unanswered Text Anxiety	The Sadness Merchants	10	17	ACTIVE
250	Bob Ross	The Glitch in the Matrix	10	23	ACTIVE
251	Glacial Patience	Custom Fighters	9	2	ACTIVE
252	The Honorable Judge Fistmas	The MLM Martyrs	9	4	DEAD
253	John Jimmy	The Social Media Influencers	9	8	ACTIVE
254	The Ellipsis	The Retirement Home Raiders	9	8	ACTIVE
255	The Little Black Book	Free Agent	9	8	ACTIVE
256	Chairman Meow	Blood & Breakfast	9	9	DEAD
257	Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying”	Internet & Tech Terror	9	9	DEAD
258	Lawnmower Jesus	The MLM Martyrs	9	9	ACTIVE
259	Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”	Corporate & Office Mayhem	9	9	ACTIVE
260	Gas Berger	The DMV Destroyers	9	10	ACTIVE
261	Moth With a Knife	The Dupont Mutants	9	11	ACTIVE
262	Sunday Night Dread	The Sadness Merchants	9	13	ACTIVE
263	Betty White	Medical Billing Mafia	9	14	UNDEAD
264	Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time"	The Healthcare Heroes	9	15	ACTIVE
265	Slosh Gulp	The Academic Assassins	9	17	DEAD
266	Wedgie Magnet	The Participation Trophies	9	27	ACTIVE
267	Nick Fuentes	The Dupont Mutants	8	5	DEAD
268	Splinter Under Fingernail	Bodily Horrors United	8	5	DEAD
269	Syrup Strangler	Blood & Breakfast	8	7	DEAD
270	The Footnote	The Forgotten Passwords	8	7	ACTIVE
271	Double Cup Dwayne	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	8	8	ACTIVE
272	Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr.	Discount Apocalypse	8	8	ACTIVE
273	HR Hivemind Helen	Corporate & Office Mayhem	8	9	ACTIVE
274	The Misnomer	The Forgotten Passwords	8	10	ACTIVE
275	The Vorpal Avenger	Custom Fighters	8	10	ACTIVE
276	Reality Buffering…	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	8	11	ACTIVE
277	X-Ray Xavier	The Healthcare Heroes	8	11	DEAD
278	Dollar Menu Doom	Discount Apocalypse	8	12	UNDEAD
279	404 Error Evan	Internet & Tech Terror	8	13	UNDEAD
280	Twitch Streamer Tyler	The Social Media Influencers	8	14	DEAD
281	Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor"	The Academic Assassins	8	15	ACTIVE
282	The Rubber Stamp	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	8	15	DEAD
283	Impostor Syndrome Sid	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	8	17	ACTIVE
284	Monday Morning	The Tide Pods	7	3	DEAD
285	Broccoli Backhand	Food-Based Furies	7	4	DEAD
286	James Hetfield	The Gas Station Gladiators	7	4	DEAD
287	Hair in the Drain Helena	Grime Time All-Stars	7	6	DEAD
288	The First Prime Number	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	7	6	DEAD
289	Passive Voice	The Social Media Influencers	7	7	ACTIVE
290	Bolognese Blitz	Food-Based Furies	7	8	DEAD
291	Hornswoggle	Suburban Nightmares	7	8	DEAD
292	Dead Houseplant Duncan	The Sadness Merchants	7	9	DEAD
293	Justin Timberlake	Medical Billing Mafia	7	9	DEAD
294	Unattended Swing Set	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	7	10	ACTIVE
295	Leftover Larry	Food-Based Furies	7	11	ACTIVE
296	Out of Network Nancy	Medical Billing Mafia	7	12	ACTIVE
297	Ctrl+Alt+Delilah	Corporate & Office Mayhem	7	13	UNDEAD
298	One More Episode Ed	The Time Wasters	7	13	DEAD
299	Sleep Paralysis Pam	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	7	13	DEAD
300	Toaster Bath	Midnight Society	7	13	ACTIVE
301	Danny DeVito	Medical Billing Mafia	7	14	DEAD
302	Grammar Nazi Gertrude	The Internet Comment Section	7	14	DEAD
303	Quarterly Report Jones	The Corporate Overlords	7	14	ACTIVE
304	Ingrown Toenail Igor	Bodily Horrors United	7	16	UNDEAD
305	Just Five More Minutes	The Time Wasters	7	16	DEAD
306	The Mysterious Bathroom Smell	Grime Time All-Stars	7	16	ACTIVE
307	Wikipedia Rabbit Hole	The Time Wasters	7	17	ACTIVE
308	Stu Trololol	The Retirement Home Raiders	7	23	ACTIVE
309	Baby Triumphant	Garbage Pail Kids	7	28	ACTIVE
310	The Terms of Service	Cleaning Crew Carnage	6	4	DEAD
311	Yogurt the Destroyer	The Gas Station Gladiators	6	5	ACTIVE
312	Babyface Guillotine	Midnight Society	6	6	ACTIVE
313	Micromanage Mike	Corporate & Office Mayhem	6	6	DEAD
314	Tony the Concept	Cleaning Crew Carnage	6	7	DEAD
315	Returns Policy Rita	The Retail Apocalypse	6	10	DEAD
316	TV Remote	Entropy United	6	10	ACTIVE
317	Kevin Richardson	Discount Apocalypse	6	12	DEAD
318	Self-Checkout Stan	The Retail Apocalypse	6	12	DEAD
319	Static Cling	Food-Based Furies	6	13	ACTIVE
320	Line Number Linda	The DMV Destroyers	6	19	ACTIVE
321	Mr. Rogers	The Existential Crisis Club	6	21	ACTIVE
322	Anxiety Duck	Emotional Support Animals	6	24	ACTIVE
323	Deja Vu Again	Free Agent	5	2	UNDEAD
324	Too Many Tabs Open	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	5	2	DEAD
325	HOA Sniper Sally	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	5	5	DEAD
326	Depression Bear	Emotional Support Animals	5	6	DEAD
327	nft.altruist	The Sadness Merchants	5	6	DEAD
328	Lance Bass	Blood & Breakfast	5	8	DEAD
329	Linguine Lightning	Pasta La Vista	5	8	DEAD
330	---	The Corporate Overlords	5	9	DEAD
331	wilson	The Tide Pods	5	9	ACTIVE
332	Mx. Noodle	The Forgotten Passwords	5	10	ACTIVE
333	Reply Guy Rick	The Internet Comment Section	5	10	DEAD
334	SwizzleSchtick	The Conspiracy Theorists	5	11	DEAD
335	Essential Oil Olivia	The MLM Martyrs	5	15	DEAD
336	Kennedy Loser	Suburban Nightmares	5	22	ACTIVE
337	Darryl Blueberry	The Gas Station Gladiators	4	3	DEAD
338	Elevator Music	Garbage Pail Kids	4	3	DEAD
339	The Algorithm	Internet & Tech Terror	4	5	DEAD
340	The Thing in the Air Ducts	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	4	5	DEAD
341	Sweet Baby Ray	Custom Fighters	4	6	UNDEAD
342	The Buffer	The Glitch in the Matrix	4	6	DEAD
343	Bathtub Ring Bobby	Grime Time All-Stars	4	8	DEAD
344	Diplomatic Immunity	Free Agent	4	13	UNDEAD
345	Keyboard Warrior Kyle	The Internet Comment Section	4	13	DEAD
346	Waiting Room William	The Healthcare Heroes	4	15	DEAD
347	Social Anxiety Sam	The Participation Trophies	4	16	DEAD
348	Donut Desperado	Food-Based Furies	3	3	DEAD
349	Nesticle	Needle Exchange	3	3	DEAD
350	Reverb	The Forgotten Passwords	3	3	DEAD
351	Porkbun Pete	Napster	3	4	DEAD
352	The Unlicensed Magician	The Gas Station Gladiators	3	4	DEAD
353	Burrito Supreme	The Meat Sweats	3	5	UNDEAD
354	Chairman of the Floor	Medical Billing Mafia	3	5	DEAD
355	Ctrl+Z	Entropy United	3	5	DEAD
356	Mop Chop Molly	Cleaning Crew Carnage	3	6	DEAD
357	Overthinking Olivia	Existential Crisis Club Expansion	3	7	DEAD
358	Captcha Chaos Champion	The Forgotten Passwords	3	8	DEAD
359	Febreze Frank “The Freshmaker”	Cleaning Crew Carnage	3	8	DEAD
360	Scootie	Pasta La Vista	3	8	DEAD
361	Krazy Angel	Free Agent	3	9	ACTIVE
362	Muted Mike "Can You Hear Me Now"	The Zoom Call Zombies	3	9	DEAD
363	Soap Scum Supreme	Grime Time All-Stars	3	14	ACTIVE
364	Brian Littrell	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	3	17	DEAD
365	Borrowed Time	Bodily Horrors United	2	2	DEAD
366	Page 666	Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy	2	2	DEAD
367	Don Vito	The Zoom Call Zombies	2	3	DEAD
368	Lunch Break	The Retail Apocalypse	2	3	DEAD
369	Splinter Testimony	The Healthcare Heroes	2	3	DEAD
370	Cracked iPhone Screen	The Academic Assassins	2	4	DEAD
371	Just Greg	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	2	4	DEAD
372	The Pending Update	The Zoom Call Zombies	2	5	DEAD
373	The Intern	Napster	2	6	DEAD
374	Deja Vu	Bodily Horrors United	2	7	UNDEAD
375	Store Brand Stephanie	Discount Apocalypse	2	7	DEAD
376	Wet Sock Walking Willie	Bodily Horrors United	2	7	DEAD
377	Nextdoor Neighbor Ned	Suburban Nightmares 2.0	2	12	ACTIVE
378	Cookie Consent Karen	Internet & Tech Terror	1	2	DEAD
379	Autocorrect	The DMV Destroyers	1	3	DEAD
380	Coffee Break Carl	Corporate & Office Mayhem	1	4	DEAD
381	Wheelchair Willie "No Mercy"	The Retirement Home Raiders	1	6	DEAD
382	Elbow Pope	Pasta La Vista	1	7	DEAD
383	Background Radiation	The Zoom Call Zombies	1	16	UNDEAD
384	Flat Eric	Custom Fighters	0	1	DEAD
385	Lisa Frank TrapperKeeper	Custom Fighters	0	1	DEAD
386	Low Gas Mode	Free Agent	0	1	ACTIVE
387	Windex Warrior	Cleaning Crew Carnage	0	1	DEAD
388	Phantom Vibration	The Meat Sweats	0	6	DEAD