TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
💀 FIGHTER RANKINGS 💀
All registered violence practitioners ranked by combat record
| RANK | FIGHTER | TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | DRAWS | STATUS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 👑 1 |
|
Polymer McGillicuddy | The Dupont Mutants | 41 | 24 | 0 | UNDEAD |
| 🥈 2 |
|
Low Battery Mode | The Final Boss Energy | 39 | 10 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 🥉 3 |
|
Beef Injection | Needle Exchange | 34 | 11 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 4 |
|
Pork Chop Paradise | The Meat Sweats | 29 | 9 | 0 | DEAD |
| 5 |
|
Swole Patroll | Needle Exchange | 28 | 10 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 6 |
|
Bacon Windfall | The Meat Sweats | 27 | 15 | 0 | DEAD |
| 7 |
|
Fresh Rodriguez | The Tide Pods | 26 | 23 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 8 |
|
Regional Manager Dave | The Corporate Overlords | 25 | 8 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 9 |
|
Engine Eberhardt | Bodily Horrors United | 25 | 9 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 10 |
|
Autoplay Assassin | The Time Wasters | 25 | 13 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 11 |
|
Nurse Nightmare Nancy | The Healthcare Heroes | 25 | 13 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 12 |
|
Suds Sullivan | The Tide Pods | 24 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 13 |
|
Tucan Shakur | Emotional Support Animals | 24 | 7 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 14 |
|
The Last Two Percent | The Final Boss Energy | 23 | 4 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 15 |
|
Bigfoot Believer Brenda | The Conspiracy Theorists | 23 | 14 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 16 |
|
Joey Fatone | The Existential Crisis Club | 23 | 14 | 0 | DEAD |
| 17 |
|
Participation Trophy Tom | The Participation Trophies | 23 | 30 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 18 |
|
Stone Cold Steve Austin | The DMV Destroyers | 22 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 19 |
|
YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY | Discount Apocalypse | 22 | 7 | 0 | UNDEAD |
| 20 |
|
The Rock Johnson | Napster | 22 | 11 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 21 |
|
Sausage Festival | The Meat Sweats | 22 | 13 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 22 |
|
Snotty Scotty | Garbage Pail Kids | 22 | 13 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 23 |
|
Glizzy Goblin | Midnight Society | 22 | 15 | 0 | DEAD |
| 24 |
|
Brisket Friendo | The Retail Apocalypse | 21 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 25 |
|
Teflon Moonbeam | The Dupont Mutants | 21 | 12 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 26 |
|
Kevlar Breakfast | The Dupont Mutants | 21 | 15 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 27 |
|
Troll King Tommy | The Internet Comment Section | 20 | 10 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 28 |
|
Sixpack Santiago | The Zoom Call Zombies | 20 | 11 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 29 |
|
Professor Punches | Suburban Nightmares | 20 | 12 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 30 |
|
Spandex Nightmare | The Dupont Mutants | 20 | 12 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 31 |
|
Void Gazer Supreme | The Existential Crisis Club | 20 | 12 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 32 |
|
Marilyn Manson | The Conspiracy Theorists | 20 | 17 | 0 | DEAD |
| 33 |
|
War Machine | The Sadness Merchants | 19 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 34 |
|
Average Joe | The Corporate Overlords | 19 | 8 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 35 |
|
Dank Dill | The Food Service Warriors | 19 | 9 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 36 |
|
Frozen Screen Frank | The Zoom Call Zombies | 19 | 13 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 37 |
|
Bot Account Barbara | The Internet Comment Section | 19 | 14 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 38 |
|
Beef Supreme | The Meat Sweats | 19 | 15 | 0 | DEAD |
| 39 |
|
Librarian Linda "Shush of Death" | The Academic Assassins | 19 | 15 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 40 |
|
LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network" | The Social Media Influencers | 19 | 16 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 41 |
|
Xandra Pancakes | Blood & Breakfast | 19 | 17 | 0 | DEAD |
| 42 |
|
Chaos Windfall | Entropy United | 19 | 22 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 43 |
|
The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With | The DMV Destroyers | 18 | 3 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 44 |
|
Empyrean Angel | The DMV Destroyers | 18 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 45 |
|
Lasagna Layer Lord | Pasta La Vista | 18 | 8 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 46 |
|
YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die" | The Social Media Influencers | 18 | 10 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 47 |
|
Donny "Dirty Mouth" McBubble | The Tide Pods | 18 | 11 | 0 | DEAD |
| 48 |
|
Penne for Your Thoughts | Pasta La Vista | 18 | 11 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 49 |
|
VIOLENCE PENDING | The Final Boss Energy | 18 | 12 | 0 | DEAD |
| 50 |
|
Closing Time Tim | The Retail Apocalypse | 18 | 14 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 51 |
|
Form 27-B Frank | The DMV Destroyers | 17 | 4 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 52 |
|
Black Friday Brenda | The Retail Apocalypse | 17 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 53 |
|
The Carbonara Killer | Pasta La Vista | 17 | 10 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 54 |
|
Grollis Zephyr | The Forgotten Passwords | 17 | 12 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 55 |
|
The Efficiency Expert | The Corporate Overlords | 17 | 13 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 56 |
|
Basement Dweller Brad | The Participation Trophies | 17 | 20 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 57 |
|
Copay Carl | The Healthcare Heroes | 16 | 7 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 58 |
|
Early Bird Eddie | The Retirement Home Raiders | 16 | 8 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 59 |
|
Reset Link Randy | The Forgotten Passwords | 16 | 9 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 60 |
|
Are You Afraid of the Shark | Midnight Society | 16 | 11 | 0 | UNDEAD |
| 61 |
|
Sol Slug | Midnight Society | 16 | 12 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 62 |
|
BO BAX JR FACT | Cleaning Crew Carnage | 16 | 13 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 63 |
|
Insurance Denial Ian | The Healthcare Heroes | 16 | 15 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 64 |
|
The Finger Counter | Blood & Breakfast | 16 | 20 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 65 |
|
Dean of Discipline | The Academic Assassins | 15 | 6 | 0 | DEAD |
| 66 |
|
Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator” | Food-Based Furies | 15 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 67 |
|
Keanu Reeves | Medical Billing Mafia | 15 | 7 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 68 |
|
Mookie Sanders | The MLM Martyrs | 15 | 10 | 0 | DEAD |
| 69 |
|
Mayhem Breakfast | Entropy United | 15 | 12 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 70 |
|
Nylon Dreams | The Dupont Mutants | 15 | 12 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 71 |
|
Shrek | The Academic Assassins | 15 | 13 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 72 |
|
Karen of the Comments | The Internet Comment Section | 15 | 14 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 73 |
|
Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer" | The Retirement Home Raiders | 15 | 18 | 0 | DEAD |
| 74 |
|
Snack Attack Stan | Food-Based Furies | 14 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 75 |
|
Trash Expander | Bodily Horrors United | 14 | 8 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 76 |
|
Caps Lock Carl | The Internet Comment Section | 14 | 9 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 77 |
|
Empty Fridge at 2AM | The Sadness Merchants | 14 | 9 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 78 |
|
Student Loan Samantha | The Academic Assassins | 14 | 9 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 79 |
|
Prior Authorization Paul | Medical Billing Mafia | 14 | 10 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 80 |
|
Grout Goblin Gary | Grime Time All-Stars | 14 | 11 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 81 |
|
Thilly Gooth | The Forgotten Passwords | 14 | 12 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 82 |
|
Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming" | Existential Crisis Club Expansion | 14 | 13 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 83 |
|
Leggings Legend Lisa | The MLM Martyrs | 14 | 14 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 84 |
|
Millipede Aqualuft | The MLM Martyrs | 14 | 14 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 85 |
|
Nicolas Cage | Emotional Support Animals | 14 | 15 | 0 | DEAD |
| 86 |
|
Krazy K | The Tide Pods | 14 | 17 | 0 | UNDEAD |
| 87 |
|
Lady Chaos | Entropy United | 14 | 18 | 0 | UNDEAD |
| 88 |
|
John Lennon | The Tide Pods | 14 | 19 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 89 |
|
Nick Carter | Needle Exchange | 14 | 19 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 90 |
|
AJ McLean | Emotional Support Animals | 14 | 22 | 0 | DEAD |
| 91 |
|
First Sunday | Needle Exchange | 13 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 92 |
|
Boiling Singularity Vapors | The Existential Crisis Club | 13 | 7 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 93 |
|
The Implied | The Final Boss Energy | 13 | 7 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 94 |
|
Jean-Claude Van Damme | The Glitch in the Matrix | 13 | 8 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 95 |
|
Meatball Massacre Mike | Pasta La Vista | 13 | 8 | 0 | DEAD |
| 96 |
|
Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero" | The Food Service Warriors | 13 | 10 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 97 |
|
Knockoff Kevin | Discount Apocalypse | 13 | 12 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 98 |
|
Pocket Protector Pete | The Participation Trophies | 13 | 12 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 99 |
|
The Submitted for Approval | Midnight Society | 13 | 13 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 100 |
|
Background Blur Betty | The Zoom Call Zombies | 13 | 14 | 0 | DEAD |
| 101 |
|
Messy Tessie | Garbage Pail Kids | 13 | 15 | 0 | DEAD |
| 102 |
|
Rinse Jackson | The Tide Pods | 13 | 15 | 0 | UNDEAD |
| 103 |
|
Clearance Rack Rachel | The Retail Apocalypse | 13 | 18 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 104 |
|
Comfort Gecko | Emotional Support Animals | 13 | 18 | 0 | DEAD |
| 105 |
|
Artisanal Windbreaker | The Participation Trophies | 13 | 20 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 106 |
|
Chuck Norris | Napster | 12 | 3 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 107 |
|
Dr. Membrane PhD | The Time Wasters | 12 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 108 |
|
Gains McGainface | Needle Exchange | 12 | 6 | 0 | DEAD |
| 109 |
|
Crying in Cars Caroline | The Sadness Merchants | 12 | 8 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 110 |
|
Tutorial Skip Tony | The Time Wasters | 12 | 8 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 111 |
|
Arnold Schwarzenegger | The Glitch in the Matrix | 12 | 9 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 112 |
|
Fists McExistential | The Dupont Mutants | 12 | 9 | 0 | DEAD |
| 113 |
|
Manager Summoner Mike | The Retail Apocalypse | 12 | 9 | 0 | DEAD |
| 114 |
|
404 Not Found | The Glitch in the Matrix | 12 | 10 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 115 |
|
HOA President Peterson | Suburban Nightmares | 12 | 10 | 0 | DEAD |
| 116 |
|
Maybe Tomorrow | The Existential Crisis Club | 12 | 10 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 117 |
|
Robert Trujillo | The Food Service Warriors | 12 | 10 | 0 | DEAD |
| 118 |
|
Surprise Bill Betty | Medical Billing Mafia | 12 | 10 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 119 |
|
Toilet Bowl Stain Steve | Grime Time All-Stars | 12 | 10 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 120 |
|
Lottery Ticket Larry | The Gas Station Gladiators | 12 | 12 | 0 | DEAD |
| 121 |
|
Karen "Compliance" Thompson | The Corporate Overlords | 12 | 13 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 122 |
|
Pangolin Ruiz | Napster | 12 | 14 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 123 |
|
Soccer Mom Supreme | Suburban Nightmares | 12 | 14 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 124 |
|
Paul McCartney | Napster | 12 | 15 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 125 |
|
Gross Gary | Garbage Pail Kids | 12 | 16 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 126 |
|
Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens | The Corporate Overlords | 12 | 18 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 127 |
|
Fart Sniffer Supreme | The Participation Trophies | 12 | 18 | 0 | UNDEAD |
| 128 |
|
Beans McBlase | The Meat Sweats | 12 | 19 | 0 | UNDEAD |
| 129 |
|
Booger McGillicuddy | The Participation Trophies | 12 | 19 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 130 |
|
Anarchy Moonbeam | Entropy United | 12 | 21 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 131 |
|
Mommy Issues Mike | The Participation Trophies | 12 | 26 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 132 |
|
Generic Cola Gary | Discount Apocalypse | 11 | 3 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 133 |
|
Derek Moneyberg | Suburban Nightmares | 11 | 5 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 134 |
|
Moldy Shower Curtain Mike | Grime Time All-Stars | 11 | 5 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 135 |
|
Nasty Nick | Garbage Pail Kids | 11 | 5 | 0 | DEAD |
| 136 |
|
Donut Handler | Emotional Support Animals | 11 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 137 |
|
Dust Bunny Dominator | Cleaning Crew Carnage | 11 | 7 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 138 |
|
Supplement Steve "Boss Babe" | The MLM Martyrs | 11 | 8 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 139 |
|
Spreadsheet Specter | Corporate & Office Mayhem | 11 | 9 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 140 |
|
The Leaf Blower | Suburban Nightmares 2.0 | 11 | 9 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 141 |
|
Neckbeard Nathan | The Internet Comment Section | 11 | 10 | 0 | DEAD |
| 142 |
|
Tale of the Broken Elevator | Midnight Society | 11 | 10 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 143 |
|
Vacuum Vinnie | Cleaning Crew Carnage | 11 | 10 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 144 |
|
Crouton Crusher | Food-Based Furies | 11 | 11 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 145 |
|
Lawn Care Larry | Suburban Nightmares | 11 | 11 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 146 |
|
Tahini Poinsettia | The Gas Station Gladiators | 11 | 11 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 147 |
|
JC Chasez | The Meat Sweats | 11 | 12 | 0 | DEAD |
| 148 |
|
Mike Tyson | The Zoom Call Zombies | 11 | 12 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 149 |
|
Slurpee Samurai Steve | The Gas Station Gladiators | 11 | 14 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 150 |
|
Disorder McFrenzy | Entropy United | 11 | 15 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 151 |
|
Jelly Burgertoes | The Conspiracy Theorists | 11 | 15 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 152 |
|
TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" | The Social Media Influencers | 11 | 15 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 153 |
|
Denture Deborah | The Retirement Home Raiders | 11 | 17 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 154 |
|
Howie Dorough | Entropy United | 11 | 19 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 155 |
|
Lars Ulrich | Napster | 11 | 19 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 156 |
|
Scroll Forever Susan | The Time Wasters | 11 | 19 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 157 |
|
Ravioli Revolution | Pasta La Vista | 10 | 6 | 0 | DEAD |
| 158 |
|
The Unsubscribe Link | Existential Crisis Club Expansion | 10 | 8 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 159 |
|
Two Factor Authentication | The Forgotten Passwords | 10 | 8 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 160 |
|
99 Cent Store Samurai | Discount Apocalypse | 10 | 9 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 161 |
|
Moon Landing Mike | The Conspiracy Theorists | 10 | 9 | 0 | DEAD |
| 162 |
|
Hot Dog Roller Helena | The Gas Station Gladiators | 10 | 10 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 163 |
|
Steven Seagal | The Tide Pods | 10 | 10 | 0 | DEAD |
| 164 |
|
Yurts Buttercup | The Glitch in the Matrix | 10 | 10 | 0 | DEAD |
| 165 |
|
Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher" | The Food Service Warriors | 10 | 11 | 0 | DEAD |
| 166 |
|
Deadline Debra | Corporate & Office Mayhem | 10 | 11 | 0 | DEAD |
| 167 |
|
Baiten Switch | Midnight Society | 10 | 12 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 168 |
|
Déjà Vu Again | The Glitch in the Matrix | 10 | 12 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 169 |
|
Professor Punishment PhD | The Academic Assassins | 10 | 12 | 0 | DEAD |
| 170 |
|
The Margin Note | The MLM Martyrs | 10 | 12 | 0 | DEAD |
| 171 |
|
Warwick Davis | Internet & Tech Terror | 10 | 12 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 172 |
|
Flat Earth Fred | The Conspiracy Theorists | 10 | 13 | 0 | DEAD |
| 173 |
|
Grill Master Gary | Suburban Nightmares | 10 | 13 | 0 | DEAD |
| 174 |
|
PTA Meeting Patricia | Suburban Nightmares | 10 | 13 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 175 |
|
Loading Screen Eternity | The Time Wasters | 10 | 14 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 176 |
|
Cell Longarms | The Final Boss Energy | 10 | 15 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 177 |
|
Gordon Ramsay | Napster | 10 | 15 | 0 | UNDEAD |
| 178 |
|
Stretch Filigree | Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy | 10 | 15 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 179 |
|
The Meaning Seeker | The Existential Crisis Club | 10 | 16 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 180 |
|
Chris Kirkpatrick | Grime Time All-Stars | 10 | 17 | 0 | DEAD |
| 181 |
|
Chef Marco "Kitchen Nightmare" | The Food Service Warriors | 10 | 18 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 182 |
|
Dr. Burnout Betty | The Healthcare Heroes | 10 | 18 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 183 |
|
Coaching Course Carol | The MLM Martyrs | 10 | 20 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 184 |
|
Punchin Bag | Garbage Pail Kids | 10 | 24 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 185 |
|
Polymer Paradise | Free Agent | 9 | 4 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 186 |
|
The Honorable Judge Fistmas | The MLM Martyrs | 9 | 4 | 0 | DEAD |
| 187 |
|
Fist Sundaze | Bodily Horrors United | 9 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 188 |
|
Birthday Alone Barry | The Sadness Merchants | 9 | 8 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 189 |
|
Sunday Night Dread | The Sadness Merchants | 9 | 8 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 190 |
|
The Waffle Iron | Blood & Breakfast | 9 | 8 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 191 |
|
Chairman Meow | Blood & Breakfast | 9 | 9 | 0 | DEAD |
| 192 |
|
Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying” | Internet & Tech Terror | 9 | 9 | 0 | DEAD |
| 193 |
|
Garage Sale Gloria | Suburban Nightmares 2.0 | 9 | 9 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 194 |
|
Sandy Britches | The Social Media Influencers | 9 | 9 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 195 |
|
Instagram Ian "Content Creator" | The Social Media Influencers | 9 | 11 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 196 |
|
Kirk Hammett | The Final Boss Energy | 9 | 11 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 197 |
|
Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious" | The Food Service Warriors | 9 | 13 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 198 |
|
Delivery Driver Danny | The Food Service Warriors | 9 | 14 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 199 |
|
Slosh Gulp | The Academic Assassins | 9 | 17 | 0 | DEAD |
| 200 |
|
Fish Summer | The Food Service Warriors | 9 | 22 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 201 |
|
Ringo Starr | The Meat Sweats | 9 | 22 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 202 |
|
Loch Ness Monster | The Academic Assassins | 8 | 4 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 203 |
|
Serif | Needle Exchange | 8 | 4 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 204 |
|
Uncle Kick Salad | Napster | 8 | 4 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 205 |
|
Nick Fuentes | The Dupont Mutants | 8 | 5 | 0 | DEAD |
| 206 |
|
Splinter Under Fingernail | Bodily Horrors United | 8 | 5 | 0 | DEAD |
| 207 |
|
Swisher Sweet | Midnight Society | 8 | 5 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 208 |
|
Crayon Scribble in Blood Red | Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy | 8 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 209 |
|
Betty White | Medical Billing Mafia | 8 | 7 | 0 | DEAD |
| 210 |
|
Energy Drink Eddie | The Gas Station Gladiators | 8 | 8 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 211 |
|
Steve Irwin | The Final Boss Energy | 8 | 11 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 212 |
|
X-Ray Xavier | The Healthcare Heroes | 8 | 11 | 0 | DEAD |
| 213 |
|
Auto-Correct Apocalypse | Internet & Tech Terror | 8 | 13 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 214 |
|
Gilbert Gottfried | The Corporate Overlords | 8 | 14 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 215 |
|
Shuffleboard Shirley | The Retirement Home Raiders | 8 | 14 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 216 |
|
Therapy Llama | Emotional Support Animals | 8 | 14 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 217 |
|
Twitch Streamer Tyler | The Social Media Influencers | 8 | 14 | 0 | DEAD |
| 218 |
|
The Rubber Stamp | Suburban Nightmares 2.0 | 8 | 15 | 0 | DEAD |
| 219 |
|
Comfort Septemberish | The Final Boss Energy | 8 | 18 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 220 |
|
Why Am I Here Johnson | The Existential Crisis Club | 8 | 18 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 221 |
|
Stinky Pete | Garbage Pail Kids | 8 | 19 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 222 |
|
George Harrison | The Conspiracy Theorists | 8 | 22 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 223 |
|
Verne Troyer | Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy | 8 | 26 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 224 |
|
Monday Morning | The Tide Pods | 7 | 3 | 0 | DEAD |
| 225 |
|
Broccoli Backhand | Food-Based Furies | 7 | 4 | 0 | DEAD |
| 226 |
|
James Hetfield | The Gas Station Gladiators | 7 | 4 | 0 | DEAD |
| 227 |
|
John Cena | Entropy United | 7 | 4 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 228 |
|
John Jimmy | The Social Media Influencers | 7 | 4 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 229 |
|
Thighmaster Flex | The Glitch in the Matrix | 7 | 4 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 230 |
|
Deductible Dave "The Crusher" | Medical Billing Mafia | 7 | 5 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 231 |
|
Pancake Stabber Stevens | Blood & Breakfast | 7 | 5 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 232 |
|
Reality Buffering… | Existential Crisis Club Expansion | 7 | 5 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 233 |
|
Sprinkler System Sam | Suburban Nightmares 2.0 | 7 | 5 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 234 |
|
Granite Sinclair | Bodily Horrors United | 7 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 235 |
|
Hair in the Drain Helena | Grime Time All-Stars | 7 | 6 | 0 | DEAD |
| 236 |
|
Live Leaked | The Glitch in the Matrix | 7 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 237 |
|
Miss Demeanor | The Corporate Overlords | 7 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 238 |
|
Patch Note Pete | Internet & Tech Terror | 7 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 239 |
|
Syrup Strangler | Blood & Breakfast | 7 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 240 |
|
The First Prime Number | Existential Crisis Club Expansion | 7 | 6 | 0 | DEAD |
| 241 |
|
Beta Tester Bob | Internet & Tech Terror | 7 | 7 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 242 |
|
Leftover Larry | Food-Based Furies | 7 | 7 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 243 |
|
Probability Jane | Garbage Pail Kids | 7 | 7 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 244 |
|
Bolognese Blitz | Food-Based Furies | 7 | 8 | 0 | DEAD |
| 245 |
|
Cabbage Jenkins | Needle Exchange | 7 | 8 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 246 |
|
Hornswoggle | Suburban Nightmares | 7 | 8 | 0 | DEAD |
| 247 |
|
Dead Houseplant Duncan | The Sadness Merchants | 7 | 9 | 0 | DEAD |
| 248 |
|
Justin Timberlake | Medical Billing Mafia | 7 | 9 | 0 | DEAD |
| 249 |
|
Nancy From HR | The DMV Destroyers | 7 | 10 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 250 |
|
Sleep Paralysis Pam | Existential Crisis Club Expansion | 7 | 10 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 251 |
|
Quarterly Report Jones | The Corporate Overlords | 7 | 11 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 252 |
|
Square Root | The Zoom Call Zombies | 7 | 11 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 253 |
|
Grad Student Gary "Unpaid Labor" | The Academic Assassins | 7 | 12 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 254 |
|
ChoKING on LeeSUN | The Retirement Home Raiders | 7 | 13 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 255 |
|
One More Episode Ed | The Time Wasters | 7 | 13 | 0 | DEAD |
| 256 |
|
Danny DeVito | Medical Billing Mafia | 7 | 14 | 0 | DEAD |
| 257 |
|
Grammar Nazi Gertrude | The Internet Comment Section | 7 | 14 | 0 | DEAD |
| 258 |
|
Just Five More Minutes | The Time Wasters | 7 | 16 | 0 | DEAD |
| 259 |
|
What Even Is This | The Existential Crisis Club | 7 | 21 | 0 | UNDEAD |
| 260 |
|
Lawnmower Jesus | The MLM Martyrs | 6 | 4 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 261 |
|
The Terms of Service | Cleaning Crew Carnage | 6 | 4 | 0 | DEAD |
| 262 |
|
guwap | Custom Fighters | 6 | 4 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 263 |
|
French Toast Fury | Blood & Breakfast | 6 | 5 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 264 |
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HR Hivemind Helen | Corporate & Office Mayhem | 6 | 5 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 265 |
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Captain Yawnpunch | Needle Exchange | 6 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 266 |
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Knuckle up Nick | Custom Fighters | 6 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 267 |
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Micromanage Mike | Corporate & Office Mayhem | 6 | 6 | 0 | DEAD |
| 268 |
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Rubber Glizzy | The Dupont Mutants | 6 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 269 |
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Tony the Concept | Cleaning Crew Carnage | 6 | 7 | 0 | DEAD |
| 270 |
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Captain Hindsight | The Conspiracy Theorists | 6 | 8 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 271 |
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Home Depot Manager | The Dupont Mutants | 6 | 10 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 272 |
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Pharmacy Phil "Wait Time" | The Healthcare Heroes | 6 | 10 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 273 |
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Returns Policy Rita | The Retail Apocalypse | 6 | 10 | 0 | DEAD |
| 274 |
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Wikipedia Rabbit Hole | The Time Wasters | 6 | 11 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 275 |
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Kevin Richardson | Discount Apocalypse | 6 | 12 | 0 | DEAD |
| 276 |
|
Self-Checkout Stan | The Retail Apocalypse | 6 | 12 | 0 | DEAD |
| 277 |
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Line Number Linda | The DMV Destroyers | 6 | 18 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 278 |
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Last Pick Larry | The Participation Trophies | 6 | 21 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 279 |
|
Stu Trololol | The Retirement Home Raiders | 6 | 22 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 280 |
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Babyface Guillotine | Midnight Society | 5 | 0 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 281 |
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Banana Hammurabi | The Meat Sweats | 5 | 1 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 282 |
|
Too Many Tabs Open | Existential Crisis Club Expansion | 5 | 2 | 0 | DEAD |
| 283 |
|
Moist Carl | The Conspiracy Theorists | 5 | 3 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 284 |
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PowerPoint Paul “The Closer” | Corporate & Office Mayhem | 5 | 3 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 285 |
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Slobby Joe Jr. | The Final Boss Energy | 5 | 3 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 286 |
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Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” | Corporate & Office Mayhem | 5 | 4 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 287 |
|
wilson | The Tide Pods | 5 | 4 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 288 |
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Count Dankula | The DMV Destroyers | 5 | 5 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 289 |
|
HOA Sniper Sally | Suburban Nightmares 2.0 | 5 | 5 | 0 | DEAD |
| 290 |
|
Depression Bear | Emotional Support Animals | 5 | 6 | 0 | DEAD |
| 291 |
|
Gas Berger | The DMV Destroyers | 5 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 292 |
|
The Ellipsis | The Retirement Home Raiders | 5 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 293 |
|
nft.altruist | The Sadness Merchants | 5 | 6 | 0 | DEAD |
| 294 |
|
Lance Bass | Blood & Breakfast | 5 | 8 | 0 | DEAD |
| 295 |
|
Linguine Lightning | Pasta La Vista | 5 | 8 | 0 | DEAD |
| 296 |
|
Moth With a Knife | The Dupont Mutants | 5 | 8 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 297 |
|
--- | The Corporate Overlords | 5 | 9 | 0 | DEAD |
| 298 |
|
Reply Guy Rick | The Internet Comment Section | 5 | 10 | 0 | DEAD |
| 299 |
|
SwizzleSchtick | The Conspiracy Theorists | 5 | 11 | 0 | DEAD |
| 300 |
|
Unanswered Text Anxiety | The Sadness Merchants | 5 | 11 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 301 |
|
Mr. Rogers | The Existential Crisis Club | 5 | 13 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 302 |
|
Essential Oil Olivia | The MLM Martyrs | 5 | 15 | 0 | DEAD |
| 303 |
|
Chorby Short | Emotional Support Animals | 5 | 16 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 304 |
|
Anxiety Duck | Emotional Support Animals | 5 | 17 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 305 |
|
Kennedy Loser | Suburban Nightmares | 5 | 17 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 306 |
|
Baby Triumphant | Garbage Pail Kids | 5 | 18 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 307 |
|
Wedgie Magnet | The Participation Trophies | 5 | 20 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 308 |
|
Geologic Time | Free Agent | 4 | 0 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 309 |
|
The Little Black Book | Free Agent | 4 | 1 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 310 |
|
Crystalized Entropy | Free Agent | 4 | 2 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 311 |
|
Third Floor Bathroom Mirror | Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy | 4 | 2 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 312 |
|
Darryl Blueberry | The Gas Station Gladiators | 4 | 3 | 0 | DEAD |
| 313 |
|
Elevator Music | Garbage Pail Kids | 4 | 3 | 0 | DEAD |
| 314 |
|
The Footnote | The Forgotten Passwords | 4 | 3 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 315 |
|
Passive Voice | The Social Media Influencers | 4 | 4 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 316 |
|
Dollar Menu Doom | Discount Apocalypse | 4 | 5 | 0 | UNDEAD |
| 317 |
|
The Algorithm | Internet & Tech Terror | 4 | 5 | 0 | DEAD |
| 318 |
|
The Thing in the Air Ducts | Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy | 4 | 5 | 0 | DEAD |
| 319 |
|
Yogurt the Destroyer | The Gas Station Gladiators | 4 | 5 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 320 |
|
The Buffer | The Glitch in the Matrix | 4 | 6 | 0 | DEAD |
| 321 |
|
Unattended Swing Set | Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy | 4 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 322 |
|
Bathtub Ring Bobby | Grime Time All-Stars | 4 | 7 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 323 |
|
The Misnomer | The Forgotten Passwords | 4 | 8 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 324 |
|
404 Error Evan | Internet & Tech Terror | 4 | 9 | 0 | UNDEAD |
| 325 |
|
Toaster Bath | Midnight Society | 4 | 9 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 326 |
|
Skunkhand Jenkins | Blood & Breakfast | 4 | 10 | 0 | UNDEAD |
| 327 |
|
Ingrown Toenail Igor | Bodily Horrors United | 4 | 12 | 0 | UNDEAD |
| 328 |
|
Keyboard Warrior Kyle | The Internet Comment Section | 4 | 13 | 0 | DEAD |
| 329 |
|
Waiting Room William | The Healthcare Heroes | 4 | 15 | 0 | DEAD |
| 330 |
|
Social Anxiety Sam | The Participation Trophies | 4 | 16 | 0 | DEAD |
| 331 |
|
Bob Ross | The Glitch in the Matrix | 4 | 17 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 332 |
|
Glacial Patience | Custom Fighters | 3 | 0 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 333 |
|
Walter Scrimshaw-Owens Jr. | Discount Apocalypse | 3 | 1 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 334 |
|
Donut Desperado | Food-Based Furies | 3 | 3 | 0 | DEAD |
| 335 |
|
Nesticle | Needle Exchange | 3 | 3 | 0 | DEAD |
| 336 |
|
Reverb | The Forgotten Passwords | 3 | 3 | 0 | DEAD |
| 337 |
|
Porkbun Pete | Napster | 3 | 4 | 0 | DEAD |
| 338 |
|
The Unlicensed Magician | The Gas Station Gladiators | 3 | 4 | 0 | DEAD |
| 339 |
|
Chairman of the Floor | Medical Billing Mafia | 3 | 5 | 0 | DEAD |
| 340 |
|
Ctrl+Z | Entropy United | 3 | 5 | 0 | DEAD |
| 341 |
|
The Vorpal Avenger | Custom Fighters | 3 | 5 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 342 |
|
Mop Chop Molly | Cleaning Crew Carnage | 3 | 6 | 0 | DEAD |
| 343 |
|
Overthinking Olivia | Existential Crisis Club Expansion | 3 | 7 | 0 | DEAD |
| 344 |
|
Static Cling | Food-Based Furies | 3 | 7 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 345 |
|
Captcha Chaos Champion | The Forgotten Passwords | 3 | 8 | 0 | DEAD |
| 346 |
|
Febreze Frank “The Freshmaker” | Cleaning Crew Carnage | 3 | 8 | 0 | DEAD |
| 347 |
|
Scootie | Pasta La Vista | 3 | 8 | 0 | DEAD |
| 348 |
|
Muted Mike "Can You Hear Me Now" | The Zoom Call Zombies | 3 | 9 | 0 | DEAD |
| 349 |
|
The Mysterious Bathroom Smell | Grime Time All-Stars | 3 | 11 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 350 |
|
Brian Littrell | Suburban Nightmares 2.0 | 3 | 17 | 0 | DEAD |
| 351 |
|
Borrowed Time | Bodily Horrors United | 2 | 2 | 0 | DEAD |
| 352 |
|
Page 666 | Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy | 2 | 2 | 0 | DEAD |
| 353 |
|
Don Vito | The Zoom Call Zombies | 2 | 3 | 0 | DEAD |
| 354 |
|
Lunch Break | The Retail Apocalypse | 2 | 3 | 0 | DEAD |
| 355 |
|
Splinter Testimony | The Healthcare Heroes | 2 | 3 | 0 | DEAD |
| 356 |
|
Cracked iPhone Screen | The Academic Assassins | 2 | 4 | 0 | DEAD |
| 357 |
|
Just Greg | Suburban Nightmares 2.0 | 2 | 4 | 0 | DEAD |
| 358 |
|
TV Remote | Entropy United | 2 | 4 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 359 |
|
Ctrl+Alt+Delilah | Corporate & Office Mayhem | 2 | 5 | 0 | UNDEAD |
| 360 |
|
The Pending Update | The Zoom Call Zombies | 2 | 5 | 0 | DEAD |
| 361 |
|
Double Cup Dwayne | Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy | 2 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 362 |
|
The Intern | Napster | 2 | 6 | 0 | DEAD |
| 363 |
|
Out of Network Nancy | Medical Billing Mafia | 2 | 7 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 364 |
|
Store Brand Stephanie | Discount Apocalypse | 2 | 7 | 0 | DEAD |
| 365 |
|
Wet Sock Walking Willie | Bodily Horrors United | 2 | 7 | 0 | DEAD |
| 366 |
|
Impostor Syndrome Sid | Existential Crisis Club Expansion | 2 | 10 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 367 |
|
Burrito Supreme | The Meat Sweats | 1 | 1 | 0 | DEAD |
| 368 |
|
Cookie Consent Karen | Internet & Tech Terror | 1 | 2 | 0 | DEAD |
| 369 |
|
Sweet Baby Ray | Custom Fighters | 1 | 2 | 0 | UNDEAD |
| 370 |
|
Autocorrect | The DMV Destroyers | 1 | 3 | 0 | DEAD |
| 371 |
|
Coffee Break Carl | Corporate & Office Mayhem | 1 | 4 | 0 | DEAD |
| 372 |
|
Deja Vu | Bodily Horrors United | 1 | 4 | 0 | DEAD |
| 373 |
|
Diplomatic Immunity | Free Agent | 1 | 4 | 0 | UNDEAD |
| 374 |
|
Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager | The Social Media Influencers | 1 | 4 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 375 |
|
Krazy Angel | Free Agent | 1 | 4 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 376 |
|
Nextdoor Neighbor Ned | Suburban Nightmares 2.0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 377 |
|
Soap Scum Supreme | Grime Time All-Stars | 1 | 4 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 378 |
|
Mx. Noodle | The Forgotten Passwords | 1 | 6 | 0 | ACTIVE |
| 379 |
|
Wheelchair Willie "No Mercy" | The Retirement Home Raiders | 1 | 6 | 0 | DEAD |
| 380 |
|
Elbow Pope | Pasta La Vista | 1 | 7 | 0 | DEAD |
| 381 |
|
Background Radiation | The Zoom Call Zombies | 1 | 10 | 0 | UNDEAD |
| 382 |
|
Flat Eric | Custom Fighters | 0 | 1 | 0 | DEAD |
| 383 |
|
Lisa Frank TrapperKeeper | Custom Fighters | 0 | 1 | 0 | DEAD |
| 384 |
|
Windex Warrior | Cleaning Crew Carnage | 0 | 1 | 0 | DEAD |
| 385 |
|
Phantom Vibration | The Meat Sweats | 0 | 6 | 0 | DEAD |