Index of recent proclamations, advisories, and dossiers. Select an entry to view the full parchment.
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
📜 Proclamations & Advisories
Department of Recreational Violence · Public Register