TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-26-25
APPROVED
Thilly Gooth
Strength81
Speed52
Endurance108
Technique63
Molecular Density86.3
Existential Dread81
Fingers12
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Thilly Gooth VS Ctrl+Alt+Delilah
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72Strength
80Speed
63Endurance
79Technique
2.0Molecular Density
48Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Ctrl+Alt+Delilah
Violence concluded.
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