TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-04-25
APPROVED
One More Episode Ed
Strength49
Speed69
Endurance84
Technique88
Molecular Density1.9
Existential Dread75
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
One More Episode Ed VS Lady Chaos
Lady Chaos
70Strength
90Speed
75Endurance
85Technique
1.8Molecular Density
95Existential Dread
8Fingers
12Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
One More Episode Ed
Violence concluded.
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