TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-15-25
APPROVED
Moth With a Knife
Strength15
Speed99
Endurance45
Technique76
Molecular Density0.0
Existential Dread103
Fingers0
Toes6
TALE OF THE TAPE
Moth With a Knife VS Verne Troyer
Verne Troyer
36Strength
74Speed
62Endurance
88Technique
1.1Molecular Density
55Existential Dread
8Fingers
8Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Verne Troyer
Violence concluded.
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