TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-25-25
APPROVED
Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens
Strength52
Speed78
Endurance72
Technique83
Molecular Density1.9
Existential Dread78
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens VS Krazy K
Krazy K
70Strength
85Speed
75Endurance
98Technique
2.4Molecular Density
45Existential Dread
11Fingers
9Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Krazy K
Violence concluded.
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