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🥊 SPOODBLORT

⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
10-25-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Saturday, October 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Beef Supreme

Beef Supreme

Strength96
Speed62
Endurance84
Technique74
Molecular Density2.4
Existential Dread15
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Beef Supreme VS Krazy K
Krazy K

Krazy K

70Strength
85Speed
75Endurance
98Technique
2.4Molecular Density
45Existential Dread
11Fingers
9Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Beef Supreme
Violence concluded.
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