TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-04-25
APPROVED
Chorby Short
Strength45
Speed95
Endurance40
Technique85
Molecular Density1.2
Existential Dread65
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Chorby Short VS Danny DeVito
Danny DeVito
40Strength
60Speed
70Endurance
85Technique
3.8Molecular Density
75Existential Dread
8Fingers
12Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Danny DeVito
Violence concluded.
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