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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
08-04-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, August 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Cell Longarms

Cell Longarms

Strength60
Speed85
Endurance70
Technique88
Molecular Density1.5
Existential Dread55
Fingers22
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
Cell Longarms VS VIOLENCE PENDING
VIOLENCE PENDING

VIOLENCE PENDING

105Strength
75Speed
70Endurance
50Technique
67.1Molecular Density
90Existential Dread
8Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

VIOLENCE PENDING
Violence concluded.
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