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🥊 SPOODBLORT

⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
08-06-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, August 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Maybe Tomorrow

Maybe Tomorrow

Strength55
Speed75
Endurance85
Technique88
Molecular Density1.5
Existential Dread90
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Maybe Tomorrow VS Fist Sundaze
Fist Sundaze

Fist Sundaze

65Strength
20Speed
120Endurance
95Technique
44.7Molecular Density
94Existential Dread
10Fingers
9Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Fist Sundaze
Violence concluded.
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