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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
12-29-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, December 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Maybe Tomorrow

Maybe Tomorrow

Strength55
Speed75
Endurance85
Technique88
Molecular Density1.5
Existential Dread90
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Maybe Tomorrow VS Knuckle up Nick
Knuckle up Nick

Knuckle up Nick

75Strength
71Speed
71Endurance
83Technique
64.9Molecular Density
84Existential Dread
25Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Maybe Tomorrow
Violence concluded.
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