TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-30-25
APPROVED
Marilyn Manson
Strength70
Speed80
Endurance75
Technique88
Molecular Density1.8
Existential Dread95
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Marilyn Manson VS The Little Black Book
The Little Black Book
123Strength
102Speed
23Endurance
62Technique
76.3Molecular Density
67Existential Dread
56Fingers
30Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Marilyn Manson
Violence concluded.
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