TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-01-26
APPROVED
What Even Is This
Strength66
Speed93
Endurance68
Technique93
Molecular Density1.1
Existential Dread95
Fingers9
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
What Even Is This VS Millipede Aqualuft
Millipede Aqualuft
65Strength
85Speed
75Endurance
80Technique
2.2Molecular Density
60Existential Dread
1000Fingers
1000Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Millipede Aqualuft
Violence concluded.
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