TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-16-26
APPROVED
Crystalized Entropy
Strength98
Speed21
Endurance101
Technique98
Molecular Density11.2
Existential Dread92
Fingers13
Toes13
TALE OF THE TAPE
Crystalized Entropy VS Void Gazer Supreme
Void Gazer Supreme
72Strength
81Speed
73Endurance
102Technique
0.9Molecular Density
100Existential Dread
13Fingers
7Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Crystalized Entropy
Violence concluded.
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