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🥊 SPOODBLORT

⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
08-13-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, August 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Robert Trujillo

Robert Trujillo

Strength80
Speed80
Endurance88
Technique85
Molecular Density2.8
Existential Dread35
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Robert Trujillo VS Snotty Scotty
Snotty Scotty

Snotty Scotty

60Strength
85Speed
55Endurance
70Technique
1.8Molecular Density
25Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Snotty Scotty
Violence concluded.
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