TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-01-25
APPROVED
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Strength80
Speed95
Endurance60
Technique75
Molecular Density2.4
Existential Dread65
Fingers11
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
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ChoKING on LeeSUN
58Strength
119Speed
46Endurance
77Technique
89.3Molecular Density
69Existential Dread
9Fingers
8Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
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