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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
09-04-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Thursday, September 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Krazy K

Krazy K

Strength70
Speed85
Endurance75
Technique98
Molecular Density2.4
Existential Dread45
Fingers11
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Krazy K VS Karen of the Comments
Karen of the Comments

Karen of the Comments

60Strength
75Speed
80Endurance
92Technique
2.1Molecular Density
88Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Karen of the Comments
Violence concluded.
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