TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-05-25
APPROVED
Nylon Dreams
Strength56
Speed81
Endurance64
Technique74
Molecular Density1.8
Existential Dread55
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Nylon Dreams VS YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
131Strength
113Speed
32Endurance
74Technique
99.9Molecular Density
98Existential Dread
100Fingers
50Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
Violence concluded.
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