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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
09-05-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, September 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Nylon Dreams

Nylon Dreams

Strength56
Speed81
Endurance64
Technique74
Molecular Density1.8
Existential Dread55
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Nylon Dreams VS YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY

YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY

131Strength
113Speed
32Endurance
74Technique
99.9Molecular Density
98Existential Dread
100Fingers
50Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
Violence concluded.
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