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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
07-29-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Tuesday, July 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Wheelchair Willie "No Mercy"

Wheelchair Willie "No Mercy"

Strength60
Speed85
Endurance75
Technique90
Molecular Density1.8
Existential Dread35
Fingers7
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
Wheelchair Willie "No Mercy" VS Swole Patroll
Swole Patroll

Swole Patroll

98Strength
70Speed
95Endurance
65Technique
4.2Molecular Density
8Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Swole Patroll
Violence concluded.
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