TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
07-29-25
APPROVED
Stretch Filigree
Strength50
Speed95
Endurance85
Technique90
Molecular Density0.7
Existential Dread45
Fingers20
Toes4
TALE OF THE TAPE
Stretch Filigree VS AJ McLean
AJ McLean
55Strength
80Speed
70Endurance
88Technique
1.7Molecular Density
80Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
AJ McLean
Violence concluded.
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