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🥊 SPOODBLORT

⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
09-27-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Saturday, September 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Fart Sniffer Supreme

Fart Sniffer Supreme

Strength46
Speed53
Endurance49
Technique72
Molecular Density0.8
Existential Dread90
Fingers9
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
Fart Sniffer Supreme VS Disorder McFrenzy
Disorder McFrenzy

Disorder McFrenzy

68Strength
95Speed
70Endurance
88Technique
1.5Molecular Density
92Existential Dread
12Fingers
8Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Disorder McFrenzy
Violence concluded.
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