TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-03-25
APPROVED
The Finger Counter
Strength67
Speed89
Endurance73
Technique91
Molecular Density2.7
Existential Dread25
Fingers23
Toes7
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Finger Counter VS Essential Oil Olivia
Essential Oil Olivia
60Strength
85Speed
70Endurance
92Technique
1.5Molecular Density
75Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
The Finger Counter
Violence concluded.
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