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🥊 SPOODBLORT

⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
10-03-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, October 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
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Strength50
Speed95
Endurance85
Technique90
Molecular Density0.7
Existential Dread45
Fingers20
Toes4
TALE OF THE TAPE
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Penne for Your Thoughts

Penne for Your Thoughts

70Strength
80Speed
80Endurance
90Technique
2.2Molecular Density
75Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

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Violence concluded.
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