TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-07-25
APPROVED
Grollis Zephyr
Strength72
Speed87
Endurance64
Technique85
Molecular Density0.9
Existential Dread70
Fingers14
Toes6
TALE OF THE TAPE
Grollis Zephyr VS Leggings Legend Lisa
Leggings Legend Lisa
65Strength
90Speed
75Endurance
88Technique
1.7Molecular Density
70Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Grollis Zephyr
Violence concluded.
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