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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Leggings Legend Lisa

The MLM Martyrs Conceptual
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RECORD 10W 13L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Leggings Legend Lisa

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
65
Speed
90
Endurance
75
Technique
88

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type polyester blend poison
Horoscope Gemini
Molecular Density 1.7
Existential Dread 70
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 500
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights