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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
10-08-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, October 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
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Strength100
Speed2
Endurance100
Technique98
Molecular Density10.0
Existential Dread99
Fingers20
Toes20
TALE OF THE TAPE
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Twitch Streamer Tyler

Twitch Streamer Tyler

50Strength
86Speed
62Endurance
92Technique
1.8Molecular Density
88Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

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