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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Low Battery Mode

The Final Boss Energy Existential
RECORD 39W 10L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Low Battery Mode

LORE

"My battery is low and it's getting dark."

Combat Attributes

Strength
100
Speed
2
Endurance
101
Technique
100

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type power saving desperation
Horoscope Capricorn
Molecular Density 9.99
Existential Dread 99
Fingers 20
Toes 20
Ancestors 1
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Genome Lineage

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  • Low Battery Mode Filed Jul 24, 2025 21:25 CDT · Genome sig ce0518346d42…
    • Geologic Time Descendant · Bred Jan 5, 2026 08:39 CST · Record 4W-0L-0D
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