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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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The Final Boss Energy Existential
RECORD 17W 7L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

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Combat Attributes

Strength
100
Speed
2
Endurance
100
Technique
98

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type power saving desperation
Horoscope Capricorn
Molecular Density 9.99
Existential Dread 99
Fingers 20
Toes 20
Ancestors 1
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights