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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
10-20-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, October 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY

YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY

Strength120
Speed100
Endurance20
Technique60
Molecular Density99.9
Existential Dread98
Fingers100
Toes50
TALE OF THE TAPE
YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY VS Boiling Singularity Vapors
Boiling Singularity Vapors

Boiling Singularity Vapors

120Strength
100Speed
20Endurance
60Technique
8.1Molecular Density
100Existential Dread
17Fingers
3Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
Violence concluded.
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