TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-20-25
APPROVED
The Terms of Service
Strength105
Speed31
Endurance88
Technique76
Molecular Density2.1
Existential Dread101
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Terms of Service VS The Margin Note
The Margin Note
49Strength
94Speed
72Endurance
85Technique
0.7Molecular Density
45Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
The Margin Note
Violence concluded.
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