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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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The Terms of Service

Cleaning Crew Carnage Conceptual
RECORD 6W 4L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

The Terms of Service

LORE

Nobody reads it but everyone agrees. Forty-seven pages of combos. By entering the ring you consent to everything. Subject to change without notice.

Combat Attributes

Strength
105
Speed
31
Endurance
88
Technique
76

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Fine Print
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 2.134
Existential Dread 101
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 67
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights