TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-20-25
APPROVED
Robert Trujillo
Strength80
Speed80
Endurance88
Technique85
Molecular Density2.8
Existential Dread35
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Robert Trujillo VS The Submitted for Approval
The Submitted for Approval
70Strength
95Speed
80Endurance
88Technique
2.1Molecular Density
75Existential Dread
12Fingers
8Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Robert Trujillo
Violence concluded.
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