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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
10-25-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Saturday, October 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Krazy K

Krazy K

Strength70
Speed85
Endurance75
Technique98
Molecular Density2.4
Existential Dread45
Fingers11
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Krazy K VS Deductible Dave "The Crusher"
Deductible Dave "The Crusher"

Deductible Dave "The Crusher"

70Strength
84Speed
64Endurance
72Technique
3.2Molecular Density
63Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Krazy K
Violence concluded.
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