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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Deductible Dave "The Crusher"

Medical Billing Mafia Existential
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RECORD 5W 5L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Deductible Dave "The Crusher"

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
71
Speed
85
Endurance
70
Technique
74

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type copay coffee
Horoscope Sagittarius
Molecular Density 3.2
Existential Dread 63
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 52
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights