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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
10-27-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, October 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Snotty Scotty

Snotty Scotty

Strength60
Speed85
Endurance55
Technique70
Molecular Density1.8
Existential Dread25
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Snotty Scotty VS Bob Ross
Bob Ross

Bob Ross

30Strength
40Speed
95Endurance
100Technique
1.2Molecular Density
5Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Snotty Scotty
Violence concluded.
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