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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Bob Ross

The Glitch in the Matrix Emotional
RECORD 3W 14L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Bob Ross

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
30
Speed
40
Endurance
95
Technique
100

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type happy little accidents
Horoscope Pisces
Molecular Density 1.2
Existential Dread 5
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 789
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights