TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-01-25
APPROVED
Mayhem Breakfast
Strength75
Speed88
Endurance72
Technique91
Molecular Density1.9
Existential Dread87
Fingers9
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
Mayhem Breakfast VS Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero"
Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero"
80Strength
60Speed
95Endurance
88Technique
2.8Molecular Density
55Existential Dread
8Fingers
12Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Mayhem Breakfast
Violence concluded.
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