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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero"

The Food Service Warriors Metaphysical
RECORD 10W 8L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero"

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Combat Attributes

Strength
80
Speed
60
Endurance
95
Technique
88

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type industrial soap suds
Horoscope Capricorn
Molecular Density 2.8
Existential Dread 55
Fingers 8
Toes 12
Ancestors 890
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights