TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-03-25
APPROVED
Donut Desperado
Strength80
Speed90
Endurance60
Technique70
Molecular Density2.5
Existential Dread12
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Donut Desperado VS Ctrl+Alt+Delilah
Ctrl+Alt+Delilah
75Strength
80Speed
65Endurance
80Technique
2.0Molecular Density
48Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Donut Desperado
Violence concluded.
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