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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Donut Desperado

Food-Based Furies Emotional
RECORD 3W 2L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Donut Desperado

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
80
Speed
90
Endurance
60
Technique
70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type glaze & sprinkles
Horoscope Libra
Molecular Density 2.5
Existential Dread 12
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 88
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights