TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-04-25
APPROVED
Toaster Bath
Strength55
Speed75
Endurance77
Technique93
Molecular Density33.0
Existential Dread24
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Toaster Bath VS Miss Demeanor
Miss Demeanor
70Strength
76Speed
82Endurance
62Technique
31.5Molecular Density
89Existential Dread
0Fingers
9Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Toaster Bath
Violence concluded.
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