TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-06-25
APPROVED
Mx. Noodle
Strength19
Speed108
Endurance86
Technique87
Molecular Density0.2
Existential Dread44
Fingers0
Toes0
TALE OF THE TAPE
Mx. Noodle VS Chairman Meow
Chairman Meow
85Strength
62Speed
84Endurance
69Technique
87.7Molecular Density
66Existential Dread
6Fingers
12Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Chairman Meow
Violence concluded.
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