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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Mx. Noodle

The Forgotten Passwords Physical
RECORD 1W 1L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Mx. Noodle

LORE

A single piece of spaghetti that achieved consciousness during a particularly aggressive boiling. Impossibly flexible. Trained in the ancient art of al-dente-fu.

Combat Attributes

Strength
19
Speed
108
Endurance
86
Technique
87

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Marinara
Horoscope Pisces
Molecular Density 0.234
Existential Dread 44
Fingers 0
Toes 0
Ancestors 1
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights