TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-06-25
APPROVED
Marilyn Manson
Strength70
Speed80
Endurance75
Technique88
Molecular Density1.8
Existential Dread95
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Marilyn Manson VS Beef Supreme
Beef Supreme
95Strength
60Speed
81Endurance
70Technique
2.4Molecular Density
15Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Marilyn Manson
Violence concluded.
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