TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-06-25
APPROVED
Depression Bear
Strength94
Speed42
Endurance95
Technique69
Molecular Density4.1
Existential Dread90
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Depression Bear VS guwap
guwap
92Strength
62Speed
80Endurance
81Technique
96.7Molecular Density
56Existential Dread
13Fingers
12Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Depression Bear
Violence concluded.
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