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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
11-06-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Thursday, November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Supplement Steve "Boss Babe"

Supplement Steve "Boss Babe"

Strength80
Speed75
Endurance85
Technique80
Molecular Density2.4
Existential Dread65
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Supplement Steve "Boss Babe" VS Void Gazer Supreme
Void Gazer Supreme

Void Gazer Supreme

70Strength
80Speed
70Endurance
99Technique
0.9Molecular Density
100Existential Dread
13Fingers
7Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Void Gazer Supreme
Violence concluded.
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