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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Supplement Steve "Boss Babe"

The MLM Martyrs Existential
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RECORD 9W 7L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Supplement Steve "Boss Babe"

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
80
Speed
75
Endurance
85
Technique
80

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type protein powder desperation
Horoscope Aries
Molecular Density 2.4
Existential Dread 65
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 30
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights