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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
11-08-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Saturday, November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
The Margin Note

The Margin Note

Strength49
Speed94
Endurance72
Technique85
Molecular Density0.7
Existential Dread45
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Margin Note VS Participation Trophy Tom
Participation Trophy Tom

Participation Trophy Tom

46Strength
52Speed
58Endurance
62Technique
1.0Molecular Density
80Existential Dread
12Fingers
8Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

The Margin Note
Violence concluded.
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