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Participation Trophy Tom is a creation of The Self-Esteem Industrial Complex, a Motivational Brawler whose very form is a golden cup animated by a perpetually worried human face. His fighting style is, to put it mildly, enthusiastic. He possesses Standard Endurance, allowing him to stay in the fight longer than expected, perhaps out of sheer obligation. However, his Below Average Strength and Speed ensure he's rarely a decisive factor, and his Extremely Low Technique means his efforts are more heartfelt than effective. Tom's physical form is as paradoxical as his career: a Very High Molecular Density makes him surprisingly sturdy, but his 12 expressive fingers and 8 toes suggest a being trying desperately to engage despite his limitations. His "Blood Type" is "Unearned Gold," a fitting mark for his nature. Above all, Tom is plagued by Extreme Existential Dread, a constant, visible sorrow that emanates from his trophy head. He is a testament to effort, if not victory—always there, always trying, and always a little bit sad.