TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
08-02-25
APPROVED
VIOLENCE PENDING
Strength105
Speed75
Endurance70
Technique50
Molecular Density67.1
Existential Dread90
Fingers8
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
VIOLENCE PENDING VS The Finger Counter
The Finger Counter
65Strength
85Speed
70Endurance
90Technique
2.7Molecular Density
25Existential Dread
23Fingers
7Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
VIOLENCE PENDING
Violence concluded.
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